| Dave Letterman's TOP TEN DEAD ANNA NICOLE JOKES
10.
How do you get a dead Anna into a glass? With a blender.
9.
How do you get her out? With a straw.
8.
What's more fun than stapling dead Anna's to a wall? Ripping them off.
7.
What's the difference between a porche and a pile of dead Anna's? One's not in my garage.
6.
What's grosser than a pile of dead Anna's? The one live one eating its way out.
5.
How many Anna's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you smack her.
4.
How do you make a dead Anna float? One scoop of icecream , one scoop of dead Anna.
3.
What's the difference between a dead Anna and sand? You can't eat sand.
2.
What's the difference between a truckload of canon balls and a truck load of dead Anna's? You can unload one of them with a pitchfork.
1.
What's funnier than a dead Anna? A dead Anna in a clown suit. |