| "GUTS" is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, "are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?"
"BALLS" is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next!"
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.......and the insane woman is the one who doesn't take his shit and him and throw him out on the front lawn and dare him to try to walk back through your door!
__________________ Live every day to the fullest! Love like it's your last day here and never forget the people who mean the most to you!  |