Originally Posted by Cornie

hey. my post count is 1. i guess it's been a while. now who do i know here?


p.s. Sometimes when I'm drunk I'll come home and play Duck Hunt. I become furious when a duck zig zags off the screen. But I hold back my tears like a big boy and continue to play. I don't try to shoot the dog that laughs at me. I like that dog. Why would I shoot it? Even though he's laughing at me and not with me, I remind myself that being angry is wrong. Sometimes I use my imagination and pretend like a scary snake is sneaking up on the dog. I shoot the snake and save the dogs life. The dog thanks me by licking my shins. Also he doesn't laugh at me when I miss. He just wags his tail and gives me an encouraging look.

p.s.s. my post count is now 2.