blessings to you my brutha, from the reverend concretia t. jones, tell you mama how she be durn...now i is gonna hop in my bruick and drive down discreet to da chuch and preach about jusstisse and all de iniquities in americer!

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"Hop in za kar beeotch...do not be afraid...I mean you no haam. Ve vill take in a drive in movie, Ja? Maybe zat new film vith Oskar Schindler. Zen I can take you for a varm meal and a hot showah, Ja?"