http://michellemalkin.com/archives/007364.htm

So 1 sheet per shit unless it's a "pesky" (no definiton even attemtped) shit and then only 3 sheets??????

A few points/questions:

1. Does anyone out there honestly need directions on how to wipe their ass from this environmental "expert"? If I want to know about "girls wanting to have fun" I might consult Ms Crow but wiping my ass?????

2. I'm not a scientist and don't play one on TV but isn't methane the major ingredient in shit even giving it it's distinctive odor? Also doesn't HEAT + METHANE = GREENHOUSE GASSES (you know the cow flatulence is contributing to global warming argument)? So, bear with me here, two shit- covered buttocks rubbing together in the hot Mississippi summer heat should generate some METHANE emissions (those close to you will smell it) and thus offset any "gain" to the environment from using only 1 sheet?

3. Krafty Ken I've got another business idea for you. Sheryl Crow Toilet Paper. You know how regular toilet paper has 6 inch by 6 inch sheets? Sheryl Crow Toilet Paper will have 6 inch by 3 FEET "sheets" and thus you can clean your ass while cleaning the environment by using only one sheet?

And finally, those who comment about not wanting to shake Ms Crow's hand are mistaken. I'd lick her bum because given the liberal "logic" (do as I say NOT as I do) I'd bet money she uses a whole DAMN ROLL every time she shits!!