http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIP...14/ltm.18.html

Yep, in the annals of groundbreaking research of vital importance to humanity this has got to be near the top (and no doubt funded by tax dollars).

So these guys are playing music to figure out which music turns the sharks on?

Well hell, why stop there?

Did they redecorate the tank so that male shark could feel comfortable in his bachelor pad?

And how about a couple of "centerfold" posters of female sharks masterbating or cupping their tits (oops I mean teats) with their fins and arching their backs?

How about the obligatory smoke afterwards? Did they provide the sharks with a cartoon of marlboros?

And how will they deal with the inevitable fight that breaks out when the male shark doesn't call the next day like he promised?


I don't know about you guys. I've never owned a shark but I have had several dogs and the ONLY reaction to any music I could get out of them is when my Jack Russell starts howling when an old Billy Squier song comes on the radio (the dog is highly intelligent). Otherwise it can be the most rocking song in the world, I'll be jamming (picture a spastic dork) and the dog is sitting there OBLIVIOUS!!!