yeah? well, guess what didn't happen....

this happened instead...

(Copy and pasted from my blog)

What the hell?!

So I got in a fight with my office manger yesterday. It's been a few weeks in the making. I am right, however, she is wrong. She is also stupid. But you know what? She won't be there much longer and guess who will be running the show...

So I took the day off. I went to cash my check, "I'm sorry, we can't cash your check. You don't have enough in your account to cover the check." HUH? I have to have the amount of the check already in my account in order to cash it. Otherwise, I could depost it, but I won't get it until tomorrow. This is Bancorps South. Not some ghetto fucking branch in Detroit. Although I have no problem cashing it at the Gulfport branch nor a problem at the D'Iberville branch. I asked her to check my banking history. Have I ever had a negative balance? No. Have I cashed a check that has bounced? No. She just didn't want to cash it. And that was the branch manager. Fine. So I cash it at a different branch.

Ok, so I go to pay the water bill. The past due amount is $17. Ok. I want to pay in full. Ok, that is $93. Wait, WHAT? How does it go from 17 to 93? She explained, I don't get it. Something to do with one month they had a zero meter reading. Well, obviously that is wrong. So they just took the average. Ok, that still doesn't equal to 93. But whatever. What am I supposed to do? It's not like I can just say, "Well, I'm going with a different company" or "Fine, I just won't use water" I had no choice.

Next...I ran into a Derby "Widow", he's a husband. That's twice in a week I ran into one of those fucks.

So, I stop to get gas. I STEPPED IN SOME DAMN GUM

SERIOUSLY! WHAT THE HELL?!