http://www.charlotte.com/109/story/314034.html
So some congressional aides were going to NASCAR events in Talladega and Concord, NC. So the congressional staff who organized the trips says something to the effect of, "you guys need to get your immunization shots before you go"!
Now isn't that telling.....
Wilthrill will fill in the rest of your "travel tips" for you...
Get your shots before you go to Alabama or North Carolina. Damn fellas haven't you seen that movie "Deliverance"?
Also, learn to hum "Dueling Banjos".
Don't answer the question of who's better Alabama or Auburn?
Begin every second sentence with "I tell yuuuuuuuu whut".
Teeth are optional.
Your sister and second cousin are closely related enough so that having sex with your sister is really like having sex with your second cousin and thus legal, moral and only slightly fattening.
YOU KNOW FOLKS WE SOUTHERNERS ARE A PRETTY LAID BACK BUNCH. WE ARE CONSTANTLY MOCKED ON TV AT THE MOVIES ETC AND YET WE DON'T GET MAD.
BUT I'M GETTING SICK OF THIS SHIT!!!!
If there was ANY place in the US where I'd be worried about my immunizations being up to date it would be San FranSicko (the petri dish of STD's by the bay) or New York City (probably more unimmunized CAB DRIVERS than the ENTIRE POPULATION of Alabama)!!!!!