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Originally Posted by Marc  I was thinking today about some of the wise things my mother instilled upon me back in the day when I was a fuktard.
She told me about the recipe for love. I've never tried but I think I should take her advice because I haven't been able to keep a relationship beyond a couple years anyway.
My mother said, to find out if I girl really loves you and is into you for who you are...........drum roll....
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Brother man ignore everyone's advice except mine...just jerkoff or buy a slave. It makes life sooooo much easier. Well, as long as you bribe the proper government officials it does. Yes, I am a lonely, empty husk of a man but I have hobbies! My sexual needs are taken care of by a little wrist manipulation or some strategically placed peanut butter and the neighbor's Collie. It's simple, uncomplicated and as long as the ASPCA and Homeland Security mind their own business, indictment free.
Look at it like this; I do what I want when I want, watch what I want, eat what I want, sleep when I want and never have to answer to anybody but myself...yes, every once and a while I have to spring for a flea bath, a green card or some grooming brushes but it's such a small price to pay for personal freedom!
Be like Me ....revel in your manly singleness, armor yourself with it!...And it doesn't hurt to visit a petshop or an economically challenged South Asian country...preferably one on a peninsula with a fish market.
