Nation & World | 6 drunk elephants electrocute themselves | Seattle Times Newspaper

So these elephants rage into a town, break into the rice beer, and then start messing with a power pole and electrocute themselves.

My first thought is, "how did Boston Red Sox fans make it to India?"

My 2nd thought is EXACTLY how is this the fault of global warming. I mean we know global warming causes all bad things so exactly HOW did it cause this?