Rachael Ray has such an abrasive personality that any of her many shows on the Food Network can make a great drinking game. Here are some rules to use when you're up for getting sloshed in 30 minutes or less:
Note: 1 "sip" generally means a reasonable-sized sip of whatever beverage you have in hand, taking into account its alcohol content.
Sayings:
1 sip "EVOO"
1 sip "Guys"
1 sip "Sammie"
1 sip "Healthful"
1 sip "Goin' on"
1 sip "Hang out"
2 sips "Stoup"
2 sips "GB"
2 sips "Spoonula"
3 sips "Fry-o-lator"
+1 sip Any of the above followed by an explanation of what it stands for, thus making the abbreviation useless
+1 sip Any of the above nouns used as a verb (e.g. "I'm just gonna GB this")
1 sip "Yummo"
2 sips Any exotic variant of Yummo, like "Yummilicious" or "Yummerific"
1 sip "Delish!"
1 sip "Awesome"
1 sip "Beautiful!"
2 sip "Chop and drop"
2 sips "Shimmy shake"
2 sips "Worcester-sheer-shire sauce"
1 sip "I gotta take a quick break"
1 sip "It smells good in here already!"
1 sip "How _____ is that?"
1 sip "I'm all about _____"
1 sips "Just run your knife through it"
1 sips "Room to groove"
1 sips "You can seriously entertain with this!"
2 sips ...if she's talking about hamburgers.
2 sips "Some of that action"
2 sips "Back in the day"
2 sips "Daddy"
1 sips "Give it feet"
Whole drink: Creates an all-new and completely unnecessary abbreviation
Stories:
2 sips The one about how she has 5 jars of poultry seasoning
2 sips The one about how she eats so much garlic she "smells like a salami"
2 sips The one about how she ate panzanella every day in Italy
2 sips Any story about Boo
Presentation:
1 sip Repeats herself
2 sips Talks for so long without taking a breath that she nearly runs out of air
2 sips Makes an awkward, spastic gesture with her arm
2 sips Voice cracks
2 sips Forces a laugh at something not funny
2 sips Tells a lame anecdote about her family
2 sips Mispronounces "foreign" words such as "paprika" or "tapas"
2 sips Says something that is flat-out wrong
3 sips Is visibly flustered
Cooking:
2 sips Comes back from refrigerator carrying too many ingredients
3 sips Drops something on her way back
4 sips Drops something, laughs, and says something like "potato overboard!"
Whole drink: The thing she drops is a knife!
1 sip Fails to provide a measurement and tells you to "eyeball it"
2 sips Provides an obviously wrong measurement, e.g. "about a tablespoon" while she dumps in a half-cup of something
2 sips Suggests a crappy substitution (e.g. parsley for cilantro)
2 sips Praises "salad in a sack"
2 sips Uses a "secret ingredient"
3 sips The "secret ingredient" is nutmeg
1 sip Mentions "the thing that makes you go Hmmm"
3 sips "The thing that makes you go Hmmm" is nutmeg
2 sips Praises the virtues of Worcestershire sauce
+1 sip If she says it contains "secret ingredients", despite the fact that all ingredients are clearly listed on the label
2 sips Creates a "healthful" meal that clearly contains over 50g of fat
2 sips Does way more work than is humanly possible during a commercial break
3 sips Makes a "gourmet" dish out of cheap ingredients (e.g. Tiramisu with nilla wafers and whipped cream)
2 sips Expresses how good something tastes while she's still lifting the fork to her mouth
2 sips Takes such a big mouthful of something it takes several seconds before she can talk again
3 sips Ruins something and tries to play it off as no big deal
3 sips Makes a dish with a name more than 10 words long
Traveling:
2 sips Leaves a crappy tip
2 sips Shoves her nose in something to smell it
2 sips Claims a dessert by itself is somehow a legitimate lunch or dinner
2 sips Gets something for free (e.g., her boyfriend buys her a sundae)
3 sips Wears anything midriff-revealing
Whole drink: Gets up on stage with a band
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