This reminds me of the Wayne's World movie... When Wayne goes into the music shop and starts playing Stairway, and then an associate points to a sign on the wall that says "Absolutely No Stairway to Heaven" or something like that. Wayne goes, "No Stairway? Denied!"

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"Civil War dudes! You guys are brothers, for God's sakes. You gotta stop fighting. North wins. Slavery's bad. Sorry. Don't want to burst your bubble. But, South, you guys get Allman Brothers and... NASCAR. So just chill!"