| DIE FUCKING EASTER BUNNY DIE
Die die! Damn Easter Bunny!
Freakish white and sweat as honey.
Jelly bean givin' ball of fluff,
Stop it dammit! I hate that stuff.
Twitchy nose and squeaky clean,
Like I didn't get enough candy for halloween.
Baskets for Timmy, Joe and Meg,
Since when did a rabbit lay an egg?!?
Die die! and I'll say it again!
I'll say it till I go insane.
Fluffy tail and ears of white,
Upon my eyes you are a blight.
Chocolate figures shaped like you,
Not to mention they taste like doo.
Eat his candy, but be wary,
This is all to help the thieving tooth fairy!
Die die! And I'll serve you well,
Sauteed in white wine and covered in mint jell |