| Some really good quotes
"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
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-- Winston Churchill
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.
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-- Clarence Darrow
"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary.
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-- William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)
"Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it.
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-- Moses Hadas
"He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.
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-- Abraham Lincoln
"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
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-- Groucho Marx
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
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-- Mark Twain
"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.
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-- Oscar Wilde
"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend...if you have one.
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-- George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill
"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second...if there is one.
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-- Winston Churchill, in response
"I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here.
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-- Stephen Bishop
"He is a self-made man and worships his creator.
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"I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.
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-- Irvin S.
Cobb
"He has the attention span of a lightning bolt.
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-- Robert Redford
"He loves nature in spite of what it did to him.
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-- Forrest Tucker
"His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.
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-- Mae West
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
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-- Oscar Wilde
"I love it up the ass"
-- Matt
Last edited by Cherry-Bomb Productions; 04-15-2008 at 05:41 PM.
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