| Two drummers walk past a bar.... Hey, it could happen!
Just as Dr. Frankenstein was ready to finish building his Monster, Igor dropped the brain on the floor where it broke apart! so Dr. Frankenstein sent Igor to the cemetary to dig up a body and get another brain.
As Igor walked through the village toward the cemetary, he saw a store sign that said "Fresh Brains". He thought that would be a lot easier than diggin up a corpse, so he went in.
On the shelves behind the counter were glass jars full of brains of various types. One said "Guitarist Brains: $25/lb". The next said "Bassist Brains: $25/lb". Then there was a jar that said: "Drummer Brains, $5,000/lb.".
"Hey!" said Igor, "Why are the drummer brains so much more expensive than the others?"
The storekeeper said "Do you have any idea how many drummers it takes to come up with a pound of brains?" |