| You know what I hate???
the motherfucking Arizona fucking sun...
I hate it so much its worthy of DOUBLE the fucks...yes
ONE HOUR my Irish ass spends in the pool with the kids and in ONE hour my ass (along with every other exposed part of my body...and no my ass wasnt exposed; Matt, Bert and anyone other smart ass ready to respond to that) is RED...not "a little pink" like Mark tells me...but RED...talking fire engines and clown noses red.
ONE FUCKING hour... |