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Missed Connection: My Period (Crampsville)
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Date: 2008-07-03, 9:55AM EDT
I saw you a couple of months ago, but since then you haven't shown up at your regular place. Is there someone else standing in the way of us hooking up? Is there a fetus blocking you?
Please come back and show me you care. I can't rest until I know where I stand with you.