America ~ Muskrat Love

Muskrat Suzy, Muskrat Sam;
Do the jitterbug down in muskrat land;
and they tumble, and Suzy says something to Sam about being humble...and they whirl and they twirl and they jingle, doing the jing and the jangle; Looking at the heaven's above...EVERYBODY NOW...It must be muskrat luvuuuuv...and Suzy finds out later that it was a farce, that Sam was really gay and had no money and lived under a bridge by the interstate licking the crumbs off of wrappers from various fast food joints and the occasional Twinkie, discarded by passing motorists above.

WTF is a muskrat anyway? A cross between a weasel, a rat, a meercat, a ferret, a mink?

Holy crap, I need some sleep.

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The woods are lovely, dark, and deep, but I have promises to keep and miles to go before I sleep...