hi my name is Alphonso
I like flying kites
and do amazing kartwheels when intoxicated
the ladies say my B.O. drives em mad
i could memorize one sentence for a speech but would prefer to read my lines from a teleprompter
occasionally i have visions but can't speak of them or the end will come..............

ok fine then my name isn't alphonso....i don't fly kites very often....i haven't done kartwheels in years....i smell great except after farting....i don't give speeches very often so why would i need a teleprompter.....

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