KIDS USING 'HUMAN WASTE' TO GET HIGH'...

Marc · 11-06-2007, 07:22 AM

NOVEMBER 5--We're not sure what they're inhaling down in Collier County, Florida, but here's the bizarre "information bulletin" prepared by the local sheriff's intelligence bureau about a purported "new drug" favored by the kids. It's an inhalant called "Jenkem," and causes hallucinations and a "euphoric high." Of course, as the bulletin notes, Jenkem users dislike its sewagey taste, which can last for days. That's because Jenkem's active ingredients are urine and fecal matter, hence its street names like "Butthash" and "Fruit from Crack Pipe." Click here to see a video report on Jenkem, via Breitbart.tv. We've tried to speak with the bulletin's author, Lieutenant Al Ganich, but he has not returned TSG calls. Perhaps he's realized that his "CONFIDENTIAL" September 26 report--which is authentic, according to a sheriff's official--may be itself full of shit. Ganich's alert reminds us of a New York Fire Department memo from a chief who also apparently never heard of snopes.com. (1 page)

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...72jenkem1.html

Marc · 11-06-2007, 07:23 AM

Razz · 11-06-2007, 08:53 AM

oh...that is just gross

R0XY · 11-06-2007, 10:28 AM

What the hell is wrong with kids?! It is getting a high really important enough to sniff shit? This is just the most disgusting thing.

PITBOSS · 11-06-2007, 04:35 PM

Aw yeah, the drug of choice in Africa for a long time. Never thought it would catch on here.

The Wayniac · 11-06-2007, 11:34 PM

Thus, let the jokes begin:

"Hey man, this shit is this shit".

"Hey man, we were higher than shit".

"This stuff aint shit, No wait, Yes it is... "

"I aint doin' that shit. Literally ."

Cherry-Bomb Productions · 11-10-2007, 07:15 PM

I've gotten high on a lot of different "shit" in my life ;but not literally...

savereno · 11-12-2007, 05:23 PM

Kids these days are all full of shit.

The Wayniac · 11-12-2007, 05:33 PM

Yep, that's some dumb shit.

11-06-2007, 07:22 AM	#1 (permalink)
Marc Administrator GCB Senior Citizen Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The hearts of women everywhere. Age: 28 Posts: 3,530 Rep Power: 50	KIDS USING 'HUMAN WASTE' TO GET HIGH'... NOVEMBER 5--We're not sure what they're inhaling down in Collier County, Florida, but here's the bizarre "information bulletin" prepared by the local sheriff's intelligence bureau about a purported "new drug" favored by the kids. It's an inhalant called "Jenkem," and causes hallucinations and a "euphoric high." Of course, as the bulletin notes, Jenkem users dislike its sewagey taste, which can last for days. That's because Jenkem's active ingredients are urine and fecal matter, hence its street names like "Butthash" and "Fruit from Crack Pipe." Click here to see a video report on Jenkem, via Breitbart.tv. We've tried to speak with the bulletin's author, Lieutenant Al Ganich, but he has not returned TSG calls. Perhaps he's realized that his "CONFIDENTIAL" September 26 report--which is authentic, according to a sheriff's official--may be itself full of shit. Ganich's alert reminds us of a New York Fire Department memo from a chief who also apparently never heard of snopes.com. (1 page) http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...72jenkem1.html __________________ GCB Myspace Need Guitar Tabs? Need Song Lyrics?

11-06-2007, 07:23 AM	#2 (permalink)
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11-06-2007, 10:28 AM	#4 (permalink)
R0XY Productive GCB Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Gulfport Age: 26 Posts: 1,298 Rep Power: 17	What the hell is wrong with kids?! It is getting a high really important enough to sniff shit? This is just the most disgusting thing. __________________ We're adults. When did that happen? And how do we make it stop?

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Cherry-Bomb Productions MODERATOR BY DAY / NINJA BY NIGHT GCB Senior Citizen Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: A Padded Cell Posts: 2,545 Rep Power: 45	I've gotten high on a lot of different "shit" in my life ;but not literally... __________________ -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- www.myspace.com/cherry_bomb_productions www.myspace.com/octavedownband नमस्ते NEVER GO ASS TO MOUTH!!! 7

11-06-2007, 08:53 AM	#3 (permalink)
Razz Productive GCB Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Age: 29 Posts: 1,146 Rep Power: 46	oh...that is just gross

11-06-2007, 04:35 PM	#5 (permalink)
PITBOSS Band Whore Join Date: May 2005 Location: Grand Bay Age: 33 Posts: 290 Rep Power: 39	Aw yeah, the drug of choice in Africa for a long time. Never thought it would catch on here.

11-06-2007, 11:34 PM	#6 (permalink)
The Wayniac Moderator Band Whore Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Mobile, AL. Posts: 884 Rep Power: 43	Thus, let the jokes begin: "Hey man, this shit is this shit". "Hey man, we were higher than shit". "This stuff aint shit, No wait, Yes it is... " "I aint doin' that shit. Literally ."

11-12-2007, 05:23 PM	#8 (permalink)
savereno Band Whore Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 261 Rep Power: 14	Kids these days are all full of shit.

11-12-2007, 05:33 PM	#9 (permalink)
The Wayniac Moderator Band Whore Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Mobile, AL. Posts: 884 Rep Power: 43	Yep, that's some dumb shit.