Phone Sex Operator Gets Masturbation Settlement

Marc · 05-17-2007, 03:14 PM

A Florida phone sex operator has won a workers' compensation settlement claiming she was injured after regularly masturbating at work, her lawyer said.

The lawyer told Reuters he was not sure whether the Fort Lauderdale woman's claim was the first of its kind, but it certainly was out of the ordinary.

He said his client agreed to a "minimal settlement" earlier this month. He declined to disclose the amount.

During the course of her claim for workers' compensation benefits, the now 40-year-old employee of Fort Lauderdale's CFP Enterprises, Inc. said she developed carpal tunnel syndrome -- also known as repetitive motion injury -- in both hands from masturbating as many as seven times a day while speaking with callers, said the attorney, who spoke about the case this week on the condition that his client's name not be revealed.

"She was told to do whatever it takes to keep the person on the phone as long as possible," he said.

The woman used one hand to answer the telephone and the other to note customer's names and fetishes and to give herself an orgasm during the verbal exchanges.

sweetnsassy · 05-17-2007, 03:16 PM

OMG!! Lawsuits are getting totally rediculous and this one takes the cake!

Mallozian · 05-17-2007, 03:45 PM

damn I wonder if I can sue Christie brinkley?

Craig, Priest of the Temples of Syrinx · 05-17-2007, 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Mallozian

damn I wonder if I can sue Christie brinkley?

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05-17-2007, 03:14 PM	#1 (permalink)
Marc Administrator GCB Senior Citizen Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The hearts of women everywhere. Age: 28 Posts: 2,933 Rep Power: 48	Phone Sex Operator Gets Masturbation Settlement A Florida phone sex operator has won a workers' compensation settlement claiming she was injured after regularly masturbating at work, her lawyer said. The lawyer told Reuters he was not sure whether the Fort Lauderdale woman's claim was the first of its kind, but it certainly was out of the ordinary. He said his client agreed to a "minimal settlement" earlier this month. He declined to disclose the amount. During the course of her claim for workers' compensation benefits, the now 40-year-old employee of Fort Lauderdale's CFP Enterprises, Inc. said she developed carpal tunnel syndrome -- also known as repetitive motion injury -- in both hands from masturbating as many as seven times a day while speaking with callers, said the attorney, who spoke about the case this week on the condition that his client's name not be revealed. "She was told to do whatever it takes to keep the person on the phone as long as possible," he said. The woman used one hand to answer the telephone and the other to note customer's names and fetishes and to give herself an orgasm during the verbal exchanges. __________________ GCB Myspace Need Guitar Tabs? Need Song Lyrics?

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sweetnsassy Band Whore Join Date: May 2006 Age: 34 Posts: 423 Rep Power: 26	OMG!! Lawsuits are getting totally rediculous and this one takes the cake! __________________ Live every day to the fullest! Love like it's your last day here and never forget the people who mean the most to you!

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Mallozian the rev slither of the church of malloz Productive GCB Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 1,134 Rep Power: 37	damn I wonder if I can sue Christie brinkley? __________________ www.myspace.com/malloz or www.myspace.com/singingguitarist www.mallozband.com