Roasted Nuts

Marc · 09-06-2007, 06:10 PM

Gordon Ramsay said he was recently rushed to hospital after he burned his nutsack on a burner while cooking.

He said, "I burnt my right bollock and I'm in absolutely agony. You wouldn't believe how much this hurts. The other day I was standing too close to the hob when I was cooking. I was wearing these cotton trousers and underneath I was going commando. Suddenly I felt this searing heat. I went, 'Fuck me, bollocks to that', and for once I was spot on. My balls were burning."

"I went to the hospital because of the excruciating pain. I had an ultrasound and I get the results on Friday. People think I went in for a knee injury, but that's bollocks."

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Marc · 09-06-2007, 06:10 PM

I love the show Hell's Kitchen, but this guy really is an asshole. Maybe it was karma.

jessa · 09-06-2007, 06:30 PM

That's the head chef right?

Marc · 09-06-2007, 06:56 PM

yeah.

jessa · 09-06-2007, 07:00 PM

YES! it's about time he got what was coming to him.

Cherry-Bomb Productions · 09-06-2007, 08:56 PM

HAH,The bastard had it coming.I've totally disliked the guy since he made the tard cry on the show...

Marc · 09-06-2007, 09:12 PM

but he sure knows how to cook

09-07-2007, 10:03 AM

and roast nuts

09-06-2007, 06:10 PM	#1 (permalink)
Marc Administrator GCB Senior Citizen Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The hearts of women everywhere. Age: 28 Posts: 3,387 Rep Power: 49	Roasted Nuts Gordon Ramsay said he was recently rushed to hospital after he burned his nutsack on a burner while cooking. He said, "I burnt my right bollock and I'm in absolutely agony. You wouldn't believe how much this hurts. The other day I was standing too close to the hob when I was cooking. I was wearing these cotton trousers and underneath I was going commando. Suddenly I felt this searing heat. I went, 'Fuck me, bollocks to that', and for once I was spot on. My balls were burning." "I went to the hospital because of the excruciating pain. I had an ultrasound and I get the results on Friday. People think I went in for a knee injury, but that's bollocks." Source __________________ GCB Myspace Need Guitar Tabs? Need Song Lyrics?

09-06-2007, 06:10 PM	#2 (permalink)
Marc Administrator GCB Senior Citizen Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The hearts of women everywhere. Age: 28 Posts: 3,387 Rep Power: 49	I love the show Hell's Kitchen, but this guy really is an asshole. Maybe it was karma. __________________ GCB Myspace Need Guitar Tabs? Need Song Lyrics?

09-06-2007, 06:56 PM	#4 (permalink)
Marc Administrator GCB Senior Citizen Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The hearts of women everywhere. Age: 28 Posts: 3,387 Rep Power: 49	yeah. __________________ GCB Myspace Need Guitar Tabs? Need Song Lyrics?

09-06-2007, 08:56 PM	#6 (permalink)
Cherry-Bomb Productions MODERATOR BY DAY / NINJA BY NIGHT GCB Senior Citizen Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: A Padded Cell Posts: 2,477 Rep Power: 44	HAH,The bastard had it coming.I've totally disliked the guy since he made the tard cry on the show... __________________ -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- www.myspace.com/cherry_bomb_productions www.myspace.com/octavedownband नमस्ते ELEVATE,DON'T PERPETRATE Dip Me In Beer,And Throw Me To The Drunk Chicks.

09-06-2007, 09:12 PM	#7 (permalink)
Marc Administrator GCB Senior Citizen Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The hearts of women everywhere. Age: 28 Posts: 3,387 Rep Power: 49	but he sure knows how to cook __________________ GCB Myspace Need Guitar Tabs? Need Song Lyrics?

09-06-2007, 06:30 PM	#3 (permalink)
jessa The Beast Band Whore Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Ocean Springs, you know, next to Biloxi Age: 21 Posts: 650 Rep Power: 12	That's the head chef right?

09-06-2007, 07:00 PM	#5 (permalink)
jessa The Beast Band Whore Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Ocean Springs, you know, next to Biloxi Age: 21 Posts: 650 Rep Power: 12	YES! it's about time he got what was coming to him.

09-07-2007, 10:03 AM	#8 (permalink)
too far gone Guest Posts: n/a	and roast nuts