The recipe for Love

Marc · 10-15-2007, 10:11 AM

I was thinking today about some of the wise things my mother instilled upon me back in the day when I was a fuktard.

She told me about the recipe for love. I've never tried but I think I should take her advice because I haven't been able to keep a relationship beyond a couple years anyway.

My mother said, to find out if I girl really loves you and is into you for who you are...........drum roll....

You ask her to cook you some fried chicken. Yes, she said the love is in the chicken.

If the girl tries to go out and buy some KFC or something, she will cheat on you and lie to you.

She said the true love will be shown in how the chicken is crispy and tender filled with juice and good taste. If your women loves you, she will take the time to properly prepare the chicken and cook it just right for her man.

It doesn't stop there. It also depends on what she also cooks to go with it. If she takes the time to make it a meal to remember, then she must really be in love with you because all you did was ask for some friend chicken.

This advice came from a woman in her 40's who was mentally and physically disabled. I think it should be some words to live by.

Marc · 10-15-2007, 10:12 AM

My mother could fry the hell out of some chicken by the way.

jessa · 10-15-2007, 11:14 AM

ah HA! The ultimate test of character. I'm screwed.

wingz · 10-15-2007, 05:21 PM

I don't fry anything...but I do Love my husband!

The Wayniac · 10-15-2007, 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Marc

I was thinking today about some of the wise things my mother instilled upon me back in the day when I was a fuktard.

She told me about the recipe for love. I've never tried but I think I should take her advice because I haven't been able to keep a relationship beyond a couple years anyway.

My mother said, to find out if I girl really loves you and is into you for who you are...........drum roll....

Brother man ignore everyone's advice except mine...just jerkoff or buy a slave. It makes life sooooo much easier. Well, as long as you bribe the proper government officials it does. Yes, I am a lonely, empty husk of a man but I have hobbies! My sexual needs are taken care of by a little wrist manipulation or some strategically placed peanut butter and the neighbor's Collie. It's simple, uncomplicated and as long as the ASPCA and Homeland Security mind their own business, indictment free.

Look at it like this; I do what I want when I want, watch what I want, eat what I want, sleep when I want and never have to answer to anybody but myself...yes, every once and a while I have to spring for a flea bath, a green card or some grooming brushes but it's such a small price to pay for personal freedom!

Be like Me ....revel in your manly singleness, armor yourself with it!...And it doesn't hurt to visit a petshop or an economically challenged South Asian country...preferably one on a peninsula with a fish market.

Marc · 10-15-2007, 05:52 PM

well said Wayne.

Razz · 10-15-2007, 08:06 PM

Well, I've never made fried chicken but I make a pretty great chicken marsala!

But this was a great post,Marc

10-15-2007, 10:11 AM	#1 (permalink)
Marc Administrator GCB Senior Citizen Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The hearts of women everywhere. Age: 28 Posts: 2,705 Rep Power: 47	The recipe for Love I was thinking today about some of the wise things my mother instilled upon me back in the day when I was a fuktard. She told me about the recipe for love. I've never tried but I think I should take her advice because I haven't been able to keep a relationship beyond a couple years anyway. My mother said, to find out if I girl really loves you and is into you for who you are...........drum roll.... You ask her to cook you some fried chicken. Yes, she said the love is in the chicken. If the girl tries to go out and buy some KFC or something, she will cheat on you and lie to you. She said the true love will be shown in how the chicken is crispy and tender filled with juice and good taste. If your women loves you, she will take the time to properly prepare the chicken and cook it just right for her man. It doesn't stop there. It also depends on what she also cooks to go with it. If she takes the time to make it a meal to remember, then she must really be in love with you because all you did was ask for some friend chicken. This advice came from a woman in her 40's who was mentally and physically disabled. I think it should be some words to live by. __________________ GCB Myspace Need Guitar Tabs? Need Song Lyrics?

10-15-2007, 10:12 AM	#2 (permalink)
Marc Administrator GCB Senior Citizen Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The hearts of women everywhere. Age: 28 Posts: 2,705 Rep Power: 47	My mother could fry the hell out of some chicken by the way. __________________ GCB Myspace Need Guitar Tabs? Need Song Lyrics?

10-15-2007, 05:52 PM	#6 (permalink)
Marc Administrator GCB Senior Citizen Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The hearts of women everywhere. Age: 28 Posts: 2,705 Rep Power: 47	well said Wayne. __________________ GCB Myspace Need Guitar Tabs? Need Song Lyrics?

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jessa The Beast Band Whore Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Ocean Springs, you know, next to Biloxi Age: 20 Posts: 570 Rep Power: 10	ah HA! The ultimate test of character. I'm screwed.

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wingz Screamo for Emo Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Gulf Coast, MS Age: 37 Posts: 109 Rep Power: 43	I don't fry anything...but I do Love my husband!

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Razz Productive GCB Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Age: 29 Posts: 1,115 Rep Power: 44	Well, I've never made fried chicken but I make a pretty great chicken marsala! But this was a great post,Marc