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06-30-2008, 10:49 AM
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Cup of Tea
One day my mother was out and my dad was looking after me.
I was maybe 2 1/2 years old and had just recovered from a bad cold.
Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a get-well gift and it was one of my favorite toys.
Dad was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I brought Daddy a little cup of 'tea', which was just water. After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such good tea, my Mom came home.
Dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea, because it was 'just the cutest thing!' My Mom waited, and sure enough, I came down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy. She watched him drink it, then said (as only a mother would)
'Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to get water is the toilet?
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06-30-2008, 11:42 AM
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Rep Power: 49 | | | HAHA!!! I read that somewhere else. It's funny!!
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06-30-2008, 12:29 PM
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Rep Power: 51 | | | That is hillarious!!! When I was little I fed my dog Mud pies. And when I was a little older I dared my friend Connie the drink out of the toilet. She sprayed the seat down with lysol and flushed it like four times before she drank out of it. Then she licked the seat to sanitise her tounge and it tasted really bad so she drank more water out of the toilet to get the taste out of her mouth. I laughed so hard I almost peed my pants. |
06-30-2008, 12:34 PM
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Rep Power: 28 | | | Hey, it doesn't hurt the dog..... |
06-30-2008, 12:45 PM
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Rep Power: 48 | | | Nope it sure doesn't. I never fed mud pies to the dog. I ate them though...maybe it's a form of pica.
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06-30-2008, 12:45 PM
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Rep Power: 51 | | | I don't know if it does or not......I was 5 and the dog got run over when I was 8. |
06-30-2008, 12:46 PM
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Rep Power: 16 | | | awwwwwwww! LOL. I could see Ley Ley doing that shit and Mark too, lol... she's such a Daddy's girl and he's ALREADY wrapped around her lil finger. |
06-30-2008, 07:36 PM
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Rep Power: 18 | | | you let your dog lick your face.
all the places that nose and tongue have been.
toilet water, is about the same. |
06-30-2008, 07:46 PM
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Rep Power: 51 | | | ew ew ew... thanks Bert that is soooo nasty!! |
07-01-2008, 08:09 AM
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Originally Posted by ssspert  you let your dog lick your face. all the places that nose and tongue have been. toilet water, is about the same. | In a way so have ours (nose and tongue) but unless you're into bestiality it's kind of like the same thing. 
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