| ANOTHER DUMB BLONDE JOKE
A blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all
these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid. So, she
decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her
husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple
of rooms
in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she
gets down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and
smells
the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds
his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is
wearing a heavy parka and a leather jacket at the same time. He goes
over
and asks her if she is OK. She replies yes. He asks what she is doing
and
she replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women
are dumb, and she wanted to do it by painting the house. He then asks
her
why she has a parka over her leather jacket. She replies that she was
reading
the directions on the paint can and it said:
You'll love this
Yep I know you will . .
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"FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS" | 
