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12-29-2006, 10:29 AM
|  | MODERATOR BY DAY / NINJA BY NIGHT GCB Senior Citizen | | Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: A Padded Cell
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I AM STARTING THIS THREAD FOR EVERYONE TO HAVE A PLACE TO BITCH,MOAN,COMPLAIN OR JUST RANT ABOUT ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING.WHAT'S EATING AT YOU TODAY ?
Let's talk about cellular phones. I don't want to dwell on it, because my heart can't take it. For starters, the rate structures are completely incomprehensible, much like Medicare reform, which is actually written in Latin. No one knows what the rates mean until the first bill arrives. Hell, nobody knows what the rates mean even after the second or third or hundredth bill arrives. What the hell are "country wireless license taxes" and "federal wireless number pooling and portability charges" anyway? Fuck if I know! Only in this day and age can we come up with a device that makes us feel that we are getting convenience when in fact it is nothing but inconvenient. When you desperately need your cell phone, there is no juice left. And those nights when you fear your car will break down on that lonely stretch of road, you thank God you have a cellular phone and can call for help.... But there won't be any service in the middle of Hoohah, USA. There never is. They don't build towers there. Folks are afraid they won't be able to birth any more babies with a big-ass tower pumping them full of God knows what. So you'll just be sitting at the side of the road, waiting for the guy with the hook to come and kill you. And I guarantee you this. After he's knocked you to the ground and he's about to swing that big old meat hook at your head, his fucking phone will ring. Somehow, psychopaths always get service. - |
12-29-2006, 10:40 AM
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Well.... This morning I went in a Circle K to buy me a Mountain Dew......... I have come to really despise wireless headsets on cell phones. As if the mobile telephone wasn't enough, compact, tiny, easily lost, highly expensive. Then some Brittany Spears wanna be takes it a step further and purchase a tiny Blue tooth headset. A Tiny, small, easily hidden in ones ear and hair. Thus, making it invisible to poor saps like me who are gullible enough to think that some pretty chick is being courteous and polite, and striking a conversation up with a hapless sucker "like me" who is simply standing in line getting a soda...
Her: "Hello,"
Me: "Hi"
Her: "Helloooo."
Me: "errr, Helloooo"
Her: "What's up?"
Me: "Umm nothing, just buying Mountain Dew, and you?"
Her: shooting me an inconsiderate glare.
Me: I proceed to poke her in the eye "in my mind".
I don't care how important you are, you don't need a freakin' hands free phone while in line at convenience store..... O.k. girly?
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12-29-2006, 12:36 PM
|  | (((ThatGirl))) Screamo for Emo | | Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Fayetteville, Arkansas
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Rep Power: 50 | | | Those charges you mentioned are just fancy terms for:
"Haha... the government took some more of your money."
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12-29-2006, 03:26 PM
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Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to be sure.
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12-29-2006, 03:54 PM
| | (((ThatGirl))) Screamo for Emo | | Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Fayetteville, Arkansas
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Originally Posted by Cherry-Bomb Productions  Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you.
Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to be sure.
I AM GUILTY OF THAT |
Haha... we all are, in one way or another.
After all, there are really no truths... only perception. Am I right? 
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12-29-2006, 04:08 PM
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12-29-2006, 04:22 PM
| | (((ThatGirl))) Screamo for Emo | | Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Fayetteville, Arkansas
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Rep Power: 50 | | | A-ha... that brought on what I want to bitch about:
I have a pet peeve with close-minded people who readily voice their opinions without acquiring the facts or respecting different perspectives.
Also, people who campaign/vote for a candidate yet have no idea what their candidate stands for or base their vote on one issue (like abortion) etc... but they choose a candidate because "he was really nice" or because their parents/spouse/neighbor vote for them.
One more thing while I have the mic... cats and their owners who allow them to run loose in the neighborhood. Living in the county, one may be so inclined for a little target practice. Haha... I'm only kidding. I wouldn't shoot a cat... maybe their owner, but not a cat.
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12-29-2006, 04:58 PM
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Rep Power: 51 | | | NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN ABOUT !!! THAT IS EXACTLY THE REASON I STARTED THIS THREAD.VENT PEOPLE,VENT !!!i SHOULD GET MARC TO START A WHOLE NEW AREA ON THE BOARD JUST FOR THIS. |
12-29-2006, 04:59 PM
|  | the rev slither of the church of malloz Productive GCB Member | | Join Date: Aug 2005
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12-29-2006, 05:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Mallozian I would, I hate cats. | Well, then... I should invite you over. Teehee...
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