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Old 04-23-2006, 02:19 PM
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a bank account. He just tells the bank how much he needs.
Come on now, post your favorite Chuck Norris jokes. :-D

Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know when Chuck Norris is going to kill you.

The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.
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Old 04-23-2006, 04:01 PM
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-Not everyone who fights Chuck Norris dies, some manage to get away.... These people are called Astronauts.

-When Chuck Norris falls into a lake, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet.. The water gets Chuck Norris
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Old 04-23-2006, 04:35 PM
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i blew my chuck norris load in the 'fuckbuddy' thread. now I'm spent (although chucknorris is never spent - every new load can always be followed by a another larger load if he chooses to blow it)
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Chuck Norris once passed gas while visiting the Florida Keys. The result was named Katrina.
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Old 04-24-2006, 09:04 PM
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It is impossible to be raped by Chuck Norris, because that would mean that you didn't want it to happen.
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Old 04-25-2006, 07:35 AM
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The planets may revolve around the sun, but the universe revolves around Chuck Norris.
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Old 04-25-2006, 07:56 AM
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Chuck Norris has counted to infinity.....TWICE!!!

What would you see if Chuck Norris shaved his beard off?.....another fist
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Old 04-25-2006, 11:49 AM
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chuck norris can make any woman climax by just pointing at her and saying "booya".
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Chuck Norris has beachfront property in Arizona he wants to sell you.
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