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Chuck Norris doesn't have AIDS, but he gives it to people who piss him off anyway..... via roundhouse kicks, of course...
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The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck Norris--more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris--robot in disguise," and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.
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