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Old 04-25-2006, 02:27 PM
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Every time you masterbate, Chuck Norris punches a Mexican baby in the face.
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Old 04-25-2006, 03:23 PM
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Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a, "Who has more testicles?" contest.

Chuck Norris won by 5.
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Ty can call Marc a friend after talking to him and buying him a drinkTy can call Marc a friend after talking to him and buying him a drinkTy can call Marc a friend after talking to him and buying him a drinkTy can call Marc a friend after talking to him and buying him a drinkTy can call Marc a friend after talking to him and buying him a drink
I guess I don't get these....
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Old 04-25-2006, 04:39 PM
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I guess I don't get these....
It's a testosterone/macho thing.
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Chuck Norris knows the FASTEST WAY.........to make a girl cum.
He just doesn't care.
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my personal favorite:

Guns don't kill people, Chuck Norris kills people.
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Women obviously don't have the capacity to understand this thread.

Probably due to the fact that the mere mention of the name Chuck Norris has reduced them to babbling fools, fearing instant death if they should slip up and say something derogatory about him.
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Guns don't kill people, Chuck Norris kills people.
Chruk Norris don't kill people, he just tells them to lay down and die!
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Women obviously don't have the capacity to understand this thread.

Probably due to the fact that the mere mention of the name Chuck Norris has reduced them to babbling fools, fearing instant death if they should slip up and say something derogatory about him.
I'm sure that was a joke but it's really kind of sick! The only reason I've been babbling is because of the silliness of this thread!
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I'm sure that was a joke but it's really kind of sick! The only reason I've been babbling is because of the silliness of this thread!
Careful! The last person that mentioned chucknorris and silly in the same sentence had his head introduced to a roundhousekick. His mellon is now better known as haley's comet
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