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Old 04-26-2006, 10:15 AM
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I'm sure that was a joke but it's really kind of sick! The only reason I've been babbling is because of the silliness of this thread!
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a man in the face so hard that he went back in time and crashed into Amelia Earhart's plane.

Chuck Norris went back in time to save JFK from the assasination and deflected all the bullets with his beard. JFK's head exploded from sheer amazement.
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Old 04-26-2006, 10:17 AM
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Careful! The last person that mentioned chucknorris and silly in the same sentence had his head introduced to a roundhousekick. His mellon is now better known as haley's comet
Guess I better watch it then! I'm shakin' in my shoes!
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Old 04-26-2006, 10:26 AM
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Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and accidentally ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.
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Old 04-26-2006, 10:42 AM
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There are no black holes, just the places that Norris throws useless things like burnt-out stars.
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Chuck Norris cannot be cloned, due to the fact that an irresistible force and an immovable object cannot exist at the same time in the same dimension.
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Old 04-26-2006, 01:28 PM
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Chuck Norris cannot be cloned, due to the fact that an irresistible force and an immovable object cannot exist at the same time in the same dimension.
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Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
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Old 04-26-2006, 05:04 PM
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Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

Now my head hurts just thinking about this possibility....
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Old 04-26-2006, 08:03 PM
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LMAO.....My god I don't get it!! It's just nonsense, albeit funny nonsense.
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Think of a hot woman....... Chuck Norris did her
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Chuck Norris would have died, but it's the only thing he isn't good at.
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