Anal Itching Natural remedy (Spring Street)

http://gulfport.craigslist.org/zip/677617461.html

I have an extra bottle of AnaNOitch-D that I don't need any more. I bought two of them since I was suffering bad, but the itching stopped after just a few days. I am so happy to get rid of this itch that I would like to help someone else. If you live close you can pick it up or if you send me a stample/addresses
paded envelope I will mail it to you.

MaryAnn

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EXOTIC DANCER will BARTER services (travelling from NOLA)

EXOTIC DANCER will barter entertainment services for the following:
Teeth Cleaning/ Whitening
Car Repairs: Cd Player needs to be fixed, touch up work on paint job, new tires, mechanical repairs
Hotel stays/ vacation packages/ condo rentals
Jewelry
Art work
Web services
Gift cards& gift certificates
OTHER ITEMS OF VALUE OR SERVICES MAKE OFFER
Please call EF& WT ADULT ENTERTAINMENT FOR DETAILS 716-507-5094

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Making It Big Talent Search (Alabama)

THE LARGEST TALENT COMPETITION IN THE HISTORY OF THE SOUTHEAST PREPS FOR LAUNCH!

A-TOWN OMNI MEDIA, LLC is bringing the glitz and glamour of network television to the rural towns and cities of the southeast (Georgia, Florida, Alabama, South Carolina, North Carolina, and Tennessee).
A-TOWN's main objective is to give everyone in the six states selected a chance at making it big! The winning contestant will be awarded $100,000 in cash, prizes and recording contracts!
A-TOWN OMNI MEDIA, LLC has embarked on a journey to find the best talent in the southeast (Georgia, Florida, South Carolina, North Carolina, Alabama and Tennessee). This endeavor will be the largest talent competition in the history of the six states. More than 60,000 contestants will be registered in five six categories, including:
Rhythm & Blues
Rap & Hip Hop
Country
Gospel
Groups
Musical Instruments
There are three phases of competition for which you can register between April 1, 2008 and August 1, 2008.
Web Site: Register on-line at www.makingitbigtalentsearch.com
Contact Details: A-TOWN OMNI MEDIA,LLC.
1755 The Exchange SE
Suite 260
Atlanta, GA 30339
Phone#:678-467-2850 (Talent Coordinator)
Fax#: 678-623-3291
E-Mail: register@makingitbigtalentsearch.com
Register On-Line: www.makingitbigtalentsearch.com

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Mobile/ Gulf Coast Players Needed (Mobile/ Gulf Coast)

The hunt continues! We have the basis for two new show bands in Mobile, The R&B
Band still needs Horns, Drums,and Keys, and the Contemporary Country/Classic Rock Band still needs a Guitarist. Also auditioning Female Vocals. The Bands are rehersing currently and need to fill out the perminant lineups. I'm in the beginning stages of starting a Musicians Referral Service to serve Bands looking for Musicians and Musicians looking for Bands. If you are interested in auditioning for a Band Position or the referal service details, please e-mail asap. I have a recording Studio avaliable, Large P.A. System as well as other services. Check it out at www.fallenoakmusic.com

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Please make me rich if you are dumb enough...
60,000 x $35 = 2.1 million
10,000x $125 = a smooth 1.25 million


Phases of Competition:
1st phase - 60,000 contestants from 6 states (10,000) from each state will be allowed to register by submitting a demo cd and photo.($35.00 registration fee)

2nd phase - 10,000 contestants will be selected to participate in this phase, in addition can submit another demo cd & photo and will move to the 3rd and final phase.($125.00 administrative fee)

3rd phase - 100 contestants will be selected to compete in the final phase of competition,for the $100,000 in cash prizes and recording contracts

** There will only be (1) winner for all of the catergories
** This phase will be broadcast live on the internet!

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“Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today.”

James Dean

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/25852281.html

piece of shit CAT -- $5

Date: 2004-03-06, 11:50AM PST


This is the shittiest cat you could ever be cursed with. He's an indeterminate age, but acts like the rowdiest teenager you could ever have. Hates being petted, will scratch furniture and will fuck up your carpet with his claws, will get and stay underfoot while you are trying to get shit done. Not scared of the vacuum.

Will not play with any toys you buy him, so don't bother. Will not use scratching post. One pristine condition scratching post comes with, no extra charge.

Four lifetime supplies of catnip, which he will not touch, no extra charge.

Crappy attitude and extra shedding ability included free.

Get him out of my house before I kill him. This cat sucks, and I want him gone. Come on, cat lovers, you know you want him. You can CHANGE him. Sure. Just get him out of my house.

Oh, he's black with green eyes, medium size, and he fucking SUCKS.

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wow I feel sorry for him and the cat.

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Menopausal woman with nasty temper has 85 Grand Prix for sale (parkville)

Let's answer some questions before I describe the car. Humour me... please...

1. NO, it is not a "condo-car" that's been garaged all its natural life. It's a $600 car.

2. YES, the odometer reads 24k miles, but I am VERY certain it has rolled over and it's actually 124k miles. It's a $600 car.

3. YES, it is restorable. Anything is restorable if you have the time and money! But, in its current condition, it's a $600 car.

4. YES, the interior is very clean. NOTICE I DID NOT SAY IT WAS MINT! It is clean... one tiny tear on the drivers seat back, broken arm-rest on drivers side, TWENTY THREE YEARS OLD!!! Again, it's a $600 car.

5. YES, it does start and run very well. My son drove it to and from work for several months while his daily-driver was being repaired. Not bad for a $600 car!

6. NO, my boyfriend and his tool box do NOT come with the car. In other words, you're buying a TWENTY-THREE YEAR OLD, SIX HUNDRED DOLLAR CAR, people! I cannot guarantee that it will "last at least a year" or that "it will make it all the way to Oregon in September". Sheesh... I mean, c'mon! My crystal ball broke a lonnnnnng time ago. What's more, it's a $600 car.

7. YES, it is quiet. But will it disturb your neighbors? HOW THE HELL DO I KNOW? I don't even KNOW your neighbors! I know you can squeal tires pretty loudly, even in this old $600 car.

8. NO, I will NOT pay for your gas if you drive here from East Jesus and decide not to buy the car for any reason. Why would you drive 3 hours to buy a $600 car anyway?

9. NO, I am NOT interested in donating the car to your worthy cause. My son needs the money. He's a kid, for crying out loud! Do you really think he'd be advertising this $600 car for SALE if he wanted to "help you out because you're down on your luck because your boyfriend left you and took your car and you have no way to get back and forth from....". You get the picture.

10. Did I mention it's a $600 car? That does NOT mean it's a $400 car, or a $500 car, or even a $550 car! THE PRICE IS $600, get it?

11. NO, I do not own a firearm. Yet.

If you've read this far, then you must be somewhat interested in the car, right? Be advised, I am in no mood to be trifled with after the 250 stupid phone calls I received over the weekend. That's right... 250, mostly assinine people, asking questions relating to the above 11 answers. Ever dealt with a woman whose hot-flashes run about 500 degrees? Seriously. Do NOT poke the bear, or if you do, do so at your own risk.

I am not going to post my phone number, as my Xanax prescription is empty and I cannot afford to have it refilled until this Friday. That being said, I do have twenty photos of the car from every angle, aspect, perspective and view which I would be happy to send to you via email. Just click on the pretty blue link at the top of the post, and I promise I'll email you back lots of full-color photos that were taken just this morning.
****Only after I have determined that you are not going to be yet another idiot such as those mentioned above will I give you my phone number and/or address so that you may come and see the car****

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http://london.craigslist.co.uk/sec/783766933.html

20-30 henchmen needed for moderately-sized supervillain organisation with large expansion potential (fortresses built into geological structures, corruption of government officials, possible genesis of 'nemesis' vigilante). Electrical theme.

Applicants must be willing to learn new skills, including but not limited to operation of specialised 'lightning guns'. Applicants will also be required to wear specialised uniform when at work (functional rubber suits with my logo on front), except in cases where deception is required (posing as hostages in order to ambush vigilantes, etc).

Desired (but not necessarily required) in applicants:

-interesting deformations/obsessions/powers(?) giving rise to interesting nicknames (e.g. Claws, Pyro, Buzzsaw, and similar)
-unwavering loyalty
-being a corruptible government official
-ability to work as part of a close-knit team (unless interesting obsession is of the 'lone wolf' variety)
-grudge against any well-known vigilante
-flexible moral code

Equal opportunies employer. Both henchmen and femmes fatales absolutely welcome.

Great promotion opportunities - right-hand-man position constantly being unexpectedly opened. Would look good on any future supervillain resume/CV.

Send an email with details of any prior henchman work, or details of what is driving you to join the ranks of a supervillain organisation. Will reply to all serious applicants. Hope to hear from you, and with luck, welcome you into a rewarding and promising career!

- Jacque (The Zapper) Zerapi




Location: London, but planned worldwide expansion
Compensation: £20,000pa starting salary, with added commissions based around success of supervillain operations. Contracts negotiable depending on applicant's personal skills/powers.
Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
Please, no phone calls about this job!
Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

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