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08-07-2008, 09:44 PM
|  | Band Member Band Whore | | Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Here Nor There
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that leaves it so wide open..
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You bought the ticket.....You take the ride!!!! http://www.myspace.com/sixstringer66 You know what sucks? One day we'll all be dead. |
08-08-2008, 12:25 PM
|  | Screamo for Emo | | Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Starkville, MS Age: 25
Posts: 163
Rep Power: 8 | | | fuck being a henchman, i wanna be Dr. Henry Killinger
and this is my magic murder bag
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its boring without some boob action |
08-08-2008, 03:56 PM
|  | Band Member Band Whore | | Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Ms Gulf Coast
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Rep Power: 25 | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Marc  I am not going to post my phone number, as my Xanax prescription is empty and I cannot afford to have it refilled until this Friday. That being said, I do have twenty photos of the car from every angle, aspect, perspective and view which I would be happy to send to you via email. Just click on the pretty blue link at the top of the post, and I promise I'll email you back lots of full-color photos that were taken just this morning.
****Only after I have determined that you are not going to be yet another idiot such as those mentioned above will I give you my phone number and/or address so that you may come and see the car**** | I think I know this person...... lol
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Jocko
08 Ibanez RG770DX RR, call her "Candy"
06 Ibanez SA with Amber Curly Maple Top
06 Line6 Variax
06 Fender/Squire Hello Kitty Strat (long story, used to belong to my daughter)
05 Wine Red Les Paul with Gold
03 Ibanez Strat Copy
03 Ibanez 4 String Bass
95 Ibanez Iceman
90 Ibanez RG 550
79 Yamaha 335 Acoustic |
08-11-2008, 06:02 PM
|  | Administrator GCB Senior Citizen | | Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The hearts of women everywhere. Age: 29
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GORGEOUS 10 x 14 BEDROOM, DRENCHED WITH LOTS OF AFTERNOON SUNLIGHT, GENEROUS CLOSET SPACE, CLEAN BATHROOM, NICE COMMON SPACE AND STORAGE. W/D IN BASEMENT (COIN-OP ALTHOUGH LANDLORD IS IN PROCESS OF MAKING IT FREE!) AND ELEC/COOKING GAS/HI-SPEED INTERNET/TRASH PICK-UP INCLUDED IN RENT. STREET PARKING. CLOSE TO HOSPITALS AND SOME SHOPPING.
LIVE WITH TWO QUIET ROOMMATES BOTH STUDENTS (ONE INTERNATIONAL)
NO DRINKING/DRUGS, CALM LIVING ENVIRONMENT FOR RIGHT INDIVIDUAL
WITH REGULAR HOURS.
THERE IS ONE SMALL CATCH THAT HAS NOT BEEN A PROBLEM AT ALL WITH PREVIOUS TENANTS. BEDROOM MUST BE SHARED WITH APPROX. 700 LB. ADULT MALE SILVERBACK GORILLA. THIS IS AN EASTERN LOWLAND GORILLA WHO IS FAIRLY DOCILE ALTHOUGH HE DOES NEED TO "STRETCH HIS LEGS" FROM TIME TO TIME. HE FEEDS ON FRUITS AND LEAVES AND HAS SOMEWHAT OF AN INTENSE SEXUAL APPETITE.
BIG KITCHEN WITH BREAKFAST AREA. BEDROOM WINDOWS FACE REAR COURTYARD NO TRAFFIC NOISE! SOMEWHAT LOW CEILINGS BUT GUT RENOVATED WITH HARDWOOD FLOORS AND ORIGINAL MOLDINGS.
NOT RAILROAD! SEPARATE ROOMS WITH TWO ENTRANCES. SECOND FLOOR WALK-UP.
YEAR LEASE REQUIRED.
FIRST AND LAST PLUS SECURITY. TOTAL OF $1155 MOVE-IN COST.
THIS WILL NOT LAST. NO BROKERS PLEASE. |
08-11-2008, 06:08 PM
| | Administrator GCB Senior Citizen | | Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The hearts of women everywhere. Age: 29
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Missed Connection: My Period (Crampsville)
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Date: 2008-07-03, 9:55AM EDT
I saw you a couple of months ago, but since then you haven't shown up at your regular place. Is there someone else standing in the way of us hooking up? Is there a fetus blocking you?
Please come back and show me you care. I can't rest until I know where I stand with you. |
08-11-2008, 06:08 PM
| | Administrator GCB Senior Citizen | | Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The hearts of women everywhere. Age: 29
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Rep Power: 56 | | | Want it from behind while you play Super Mario Brothers ?
Do you love to play Super Mario Brothers on the Classic Nintendo System? Do you like to get tagged from behind while you do it? This is the post for you then.
You must know your way around the game before we meet, must be open to anal sex, also able to fake an orgasm is a plus.
I will send you the address to a hotel and a room number. When you arrive the door will be open. Please come in close and lock the door and close the shades if they are still open. I will be in the bathroom and the door will be closed. Turn on the TV and the Nintendo. Remove all of your clothing. Turn off all lights in the room and kneel down on the bed so you are directly in the light of the TV. You need to be facing the TV with your butt in the air pointed toward the pillows on the bed.
Press the start button on the controller when you are ready. I will hear the sound and turn the light off in the bathroom and come out. You will not look directly at me, only look at the TV. When the first level starts I will begin to finger you and lick you. I will be using lots of lube as well.
When you reach the end of level one, make sure to trigger the fireworks. This is vital to the entire experience. I must hear the fireworks. When level 2 begins and Mario walks into the pipe, I will penetrate you. You may say things like, "MORE", "HARDER", "YES", "FUCK ME", but nothing else. I will continue having sex until the level ends. DO NOT take the secret level skip. If you die I will pull out and spank you until the level restarts.
When you reach the flag you must again trigger the fireworks, and also orgasm. I will pull out. When the 1-3 starts I will penetrate your ass. You are allowed to say something like "OH GOD", "YES", OR "IT HURTS" no other conversation is allowed.
When level 1-4 starts I will alternate between holes as I see fit. You may beg me to cum inside or outside of you, depending on what you want. When boss falls and you reach the princess I will pull out and blow my load where you have convinced me I want too. You may then say something like "Thanks", "It was great", "I loved it", "Don't stop"
If I am impressed you may continue playing and I will continue to pleasure you. If I am not, I will turn the Nintendo Off and return to the bathroom. At this time you may clean your self with the towel that is beside the bed. Turn the lights on, redress yourself and leave.
I may come back out and talk to you as you dress but the conversation will most likely be short and revolve around scheduling another time to get together. |
08-12-2008, 01:51 AM
| | Band Member Band Whore | | Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Here Nor There
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Rep Power: 49 | | | is that shit for real. fucking hilarious
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You bought the ticket.....You take the ride!!!! http://www.myspace.com/sixstringer66 You know what sucks? One day we'll all be dead. |
09-11-2008, 10:52 AM
| | Administrator GCB Senior Citizen | | Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The hearts of women everywhere. Age: 29
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Musicians needed to do a hardcore metal version of walt disney's , pinnochio.
Only guys with talent and HUGE NOSES need apply.
Please send a copy of your nose and what instrument you play.
For extra large noses, please keep it down to 3 pics.
So all you Nose'y musicians,please respond.
Do you think I am serious?
I hope not!
LOOKING FOR MUSICIANS GUITAR, BASS, ROCKERS not DOUCHES. |
09-11-2008, 10:53 AM
| | Administrator GCB Senior Citizen | | Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The hearts of women everywhere. Age: 29
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looking for a guitar player/band to swap song lists and get together to jam.Open to any genre,but mostly used to southern rock/blues.Have quiet a few original blues bass lines that need a guitarists touch.Nothing fancy,,,just a bass player.Not scared of vice's ,ego's or any of the crap that comes along with it.I like to have fun and just want to play.
Thanks |
09-11-2008, 10:54 AM
| | Administrator GCB Senior Citizen | | Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The hearts of women everywhere. Age: 29
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rock band in biloxi is now seeking lead guitarist to complete their lineup. originals and covers | | |
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