I know you got some.. share!!!


I'll share one of mine.. A few minutes ago.. I turned around stepped in a rubbermaid container full of file folders and busted my ass.. in front of a customer!!!

__________________
We're adults. When did that happen? And how do we make it stop?

I was chatting with an older woman while waiting for a prescription to be filled and she said she had recently lost a lot of weight and that she had diabetes. I said "that's wonderful that you lost so much weight!" "Was is because of the diabetic diet?" She said "No, I have stomach cancer."

__________________
The woods are lovely, dark, and deep, but I have promises to keep and miles to go before I sleep...

I always ask about somebody's significant other, children, and or parents.
I asked a friend once how is your wife, he said she passed away two months ago with breast cancer, then I asked about his parents, he said dad died last month with lung cancer. Batting a thousand I decided not ask about his children, mother or brother.
What do you say?
I said ...man I'm sorry to hear about that.
Let me know if there is anything I can do.
I hate being in situations like that.

__________________
$$ -- MAMAS MONEY -- $$
My Myspace page (original music on there too!)
email ME







“Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today.”

James Dean

Omgoodness, I'm glad to hear some one else has stuck their foot in their mouth. I seem to do it a lot but it's one of those things, I guess I've got one of those faces and I listen that people tend to tell me their life stoy. Sometimes it scares me to ask some one how're they're doing.

__________________
The woods are lovely, dark, and deep, but I have promises to keep and miles to go before I sleep...

i was sitting in english comp 2 when i thought i could pass a little gas without nobody knowing, only they would smell it but i could act as if i too was a victim. well, i started to lean over and when i thought it would be a silent one, it turned out to be like a fog horn. everybody in class turned and looked at me. my face was red. the teacher asked me if i needed to shake my leg and get the turd out

__________________
its boring without some boob action

I walked into a glass door today.....I thought it was open.

__________________
You've Got Questions. We've Got Ambergirl.
www.myspace.com/pajamasakapj

I bent over at work and my pants fell down. That's the bad thing about loosing 15 lbs... and to broke to buy more clothes. lol.

__________________
Be safe!

At a bar in New Orleans, a black guy in the stool next to me is telling me that his favorite female rocker is Patty Smith. So I said the only song I've heard from her is "Rock N Roll Nigger". He slams his drink down, says fuck you honkey and walks out.

About 8 years ago I was a hard working employee Of Wal-Mart. Also that year our store got "Store of the Year". This is a very big honor. A camera crew came to film the workers and talk to us about the honor. On the day they came my buddy and I were working on moving a lot of the clearance items to a new spot. We wanted to get this done before we went home. So I didn't take my last break. Instead I bought a Coke and a large Snickers bar and brought it back to the floor. This is a big No-No. I hid the Coke took a big bite of the Snickers. All of a sudden I see a camera and lights pointing in our direction getting closer! They stopped and filmed us working the whole while I had a large bite of candy bar in my mouth. I just prayed they didn't want to talk to us. They moved on and I choked the candy bar down. I must have been really cool because that clip made it in to the Film.

__________________