Going For The Gold

Cherry-Bomb Productions · 01-20-2008, 09:05 PM

I just bought an express ticket to hell by laughing at this,but WTF

Cherry-Bomb Productions · 01-20-2008, 09:47 PM

Cherry-Bomb Productions · 01-21-2008, 02:38 AM

I'm gonna be needing one of these...

Mikael · 01-21-2008, 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Cherry-Bomb Productions

I'm gonna be needing one of these...

Yeah, you will, lol!!!

Cherry-Bomb Productions · 01-23-2008, 03:04 AM

A Theory Regarding Mental Retardation
or something to think about

by Cherry Bomb

Persons recognized as being mentally retarded are actually higher forms of life who have evolved far beyond the current level of "normal" people. Retards possess vast and esoteric minds and their fragile bodies have become twisted under the strain of containing their massive intellects. Their slurred and troubled speech is little different to us than the unknowable squeals of the graceful dolphin. Retards are very cognizant of just how different they really are, they are in fact superior.

Retards communicate via telepathy, that is the direct transmission of thought without the aid of speech. Their seemingly simple speech is actually an irrelevant by-product of their mental inner workings. When several retards gather in close proximity to each other, a chaotic cacophony of groans, grunts, and droolings is combined with a confusing mixture of wild gesticulations and bizarre facial contortions. To the ignorant observer, this is little more than noise or babblings, but it is in fact a meeting of the truly great minds. Retards have known to muse for many hours on such esoteric subjects as: the parameters of the human soul, the nature of god, the workings of the unseen universe, and the properties of extra dimensional realities. Retards possess the secrets of the universe and they are truly the right hand of "god".

Don't be lulled into amusement or apathy to the issue of retards in our "normal" society. Should they ever choose to unleash the raw power of their mental acumen, retards could crush our society and enslave the minds of all life on this planet. No average person could withstand a single glimpse of the unmasked and raw god thought of the lowliest retard. Should be it scientifically known, retards in fact do not compare to us. Intellectually we "normal" folk are but bacteria in their presence, and with a sweeping glance of their mental power retards could sanitize our minds and destroy us utterly.

The path to eventual destruction is laid bare and the clock is ticking. Witness the so-called "Special Olympics" where retards are honing their physical skills and improving their bodies to overcome their impairments. Once they overcome the physical limitations forced upon them by their god-like minds, they will be our equals in the physical realm. Retards will then seize our machines and technologies and turn them against us. Our society and our world will vanish overnight. The retards will bask in the open light of hyper reality and the rest of the population will be thrust into a new dark age of servitude and submission.

The next time your path crosses that of a retard, avert your eyes and pass quickly and with respect. For in that fleeting moment, you are in the presence of truly higher intelligence.

"Timmy!"
-Timmy

Penelope · 01-23-2008, 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Cherry-Bomb Productions

The next time your path crosses that of a retard, avert your eyes and pass quickly and with respect. For in that fleeting moment, you are in the presence of truly higher intelligence.

I can't see the pics but this is brilliant!

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Cherry-Bomb Productions MODERATOR BY DAY / NINJA BY NIGHT GCB Senior Citizen Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: A Padded Cell Posts: 2,736 Rep Power: 46	A Theory Regarding Mental Retardation or something to think about by Cherry Bomb Persons recognized as being mentally retarded are actually higher forms of life who have evolved far beyond the current level of "normal" people. Retards possess vast and esoteric minds and their fragile bodies have become twisted under the strain of containing their massive intellects. Their slurred and troubled speech is little different to us than the unknowable squeals of the graceful dolphin. Retards are very cognizant of just how different they really are, they are in fact superior. Retards communicate via telepathy, that is the direct transmission of thought without the aid of speech. Their seemingly simple speech is actually an irrelevant by-product of their mental inner workings. When several retards gather in close proximity to each other, a chaotic cacophony of groans, grunts, and droolings is combined with a confusing mixture of wild gesticulations and bizarre facial contortions. To the ignorant observer, this is little more than noise or babblings, but it is in fact a meeting of the truly great minds. Retards have known to muse for many hours on such esoteric subjects as: the parameters of the human soul, the nature of god, the workings of the unseen universe, and the properties of extra dimensional realities. Retards possess the secrets of the universe and they are truly the right hand of "god". Don't be lulled into amusement or apathy to the issue of retards in our "normal" society. Should they ever choose to unleash the raw power of their mental acumen, retards could crush our society and enslave the minds of all life on this planet. No average person could withstand a single glimpse of the unmasked and raw god thought of the lowliest retard. Should be it scientifically known, retards in fact do not compare to us. Intellectually we "normal" folk are but bacteria in their presence, and with a sweeping glance of their mental power retards could sanitize our minds and destroy us utterly. The path to eventual destruction is laid bare and the clock is ticking. Witness the so-called "Special Olympics" where retards are honing their physical skills and improving their bodies to overcome their impairments. Once they overcome the physical limitations forced upon them by their god-like minds, they will be our equals in the physical realm. Retards will then seize our machines and technologies and turn them against us. Our society and our world will vanish overnight. The retards will bask in the open light of hyper reality and the rest of the population will be thrust into a new dark age of servitude and submission. The next time your path crosses that of a retard, avert your eyes and pass quickly and with respect. For in that fleeting moment, you are in the presence of truly higher intelligence. "Timmy!" -Timmy __________________ -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- www.myspace.com/cherry_bomb_productions www.myspace.com/octavedownband नमस्ते THERE'S NOTHING LIKE A TRAIL OF BLOOD TO HELP YOU FIND YOUR WAY BACK HOME!!! 7