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Old 09-06-2008, 04:20 AM
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I am bored so I decided to rip apart the Finally Fast commercial

So I am so tired of the very poorly acted commercial and really watched it and this website promises the world as long as you have a internet connection and you have agreed to pay their fees. So lets look at that commercial. First we find our mild mannered male sitting behind a really huge monitor which looks to be a Apple Monitor but since we do not see the front it can only be assumed to be a Mac monitor, but you can hook up any PC or Mac to this monitor as long as it has a 15pin serial port. Then we see our really frustrated brunette on a white laptop, she is trying to load email from the internet; not a local client. The web address is email.com Email.com does not host its own email, its a website set up to point people to other sites for free email. So our poor damsel in distress clicks on the webpage, and like 1 second later she is pissed that it does not load and then we get a blue screen of death. But wait this is a Mac Laptop, and this is a older laptop thats not able to run windows, but why would you run windows if you have a Mac? Then we have a mid to later teen playing a game on his laptop screaming about the internet connection being slow. Well that game is older and might be 256 colors or could be more but wait, the only cable connected to that laptop is a power cable. Thats controller is not blue tooth and there are cables from the controller going no where. It must be magic, that said everyone knows if your going through a wireless connection and trying to play a game you might as well give it up especially if it has loads of graphics. Watch the kid play he is smacking the crap out of the enemy planes but his score does not increase. So we go further into the commercial and it has loads of errors popping up all over those computer screens, but those are windows 98 styled PC errors, no wonder we are getting errors. Then the cute younger brunette is surfing on the net and she gets a fucking error I have never seen before, just a huge block stating loading. If your dumb enough to go to a website with a huge loading block like that you deserve viruses. The only truth in the entire commercial is the bottom statement that says, Your results may vary. Big fucking DUH.

So if you really think you need this website to clean your PC, go to system tools and run system clean up and dump all your temp internet cache and mail me the $50.00 I just saved you for joining their service..........

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Old 09-06-2008, 07:00 AM
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I give you $50 to fix the desk top at the house so Heather will quit complaining about it.
I could do it but then she would lose PS.
I'm ready to format the drives and start over.
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Old 09-06-2008, 03:58 PM
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i get those windows 98 style errors on XP sometimes.

oh and before you get too crazy over t.v., you know the food in those fast food commercials? its not real!! lol
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