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05-17-2008, 09:13 AM
|  | Agent Jones, at your service. GCB Senior Citizen | | Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, TX
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Rep Power: 37 | | | I was unprofessional when.........
I have a short but sweet story about how unprofessional I was when the band I'm in, Ko-Lija, played up in a town called El Dorado Arkansas.
I had just got done taking a piss and the over-alls I was wearing (red neck much?) are a pain in the ass to button....so I didn't.
Big deal right?
Well I also wasn't wearing any undewear because I did not pack any for the trip. oops.
I have been known on occasion to let my emotions get the best of me and jump or "dance" (shake in a sorta-rythmatic manor) when I feel "right".
Sooooo
Right in the climax of a certain song I did a little jump twist and..
out poped my dick.
I felt the draft and yanked the little guy back into his house
but not before several dozen of El Dorado's finest saw my wee-wee.
They were pointing and gasping.....
No one in my band saw it, but the story is funny none-the-less.
So when were YOU unprofessional.
Was it on purpose?
On accident?
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05-17-2008, 10:56 AM
|  | Band Member GCB Senior Citizen | | Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: wemo
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Rep Power: 18 | | | thats not unprofessional.
it was a costume malfuntion like janet jackson.
unprofessional would be if you took your little wee wee out in a onstage drunken wannafuck madness. You said hey bitch look at my cock, you know you want it, she laughed, and you said fuck you and walked off stage. |
05-17-2008, 12:37 PM
|  | Band Member Band Whore | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Age: 99
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Rep Power: 32 | | | Breaking out the crowdpleaser is usually a sure way to be invited back for more money. |
05-17-2008, 02:13 PM
|  | Screamo for Emo | | Join Date: May 2007 Location: Biloxi Age: 30
Posts: 202
Rep Power: 19 | | | Some church guys just knocked on my door. I told them I don't believe in religion and closed the door while they were trying to respond. I guess that was unprofessional.
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05-17-2008, 03:42 PM
| | Band Member GCB Senior Citizen | | Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: wemo
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Rep Power: 18 | | | they wanted to save you trey.
you should have listened and acted demonic and spoke in a devilish voice loudly...
YOU DON'T HAVE THE POWER TO SAVE ME!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
laughed uncontrollably, then slammed the door.
Thats professional....LOL
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05-18-2008, 12:41 PM
|  | Administrator GCB Senior Citizen | | Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The hearts of women everywhere. Age: 29
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05-18-2008, 02:32 PM
|  | Moderator Productive GCB Member | | Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Mobile, AL.
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Rep Power: 48 | | | At Bayfest 2005 in Mobile, whilst onstage opening for Dwight Yokam, our drummer farted during a song, and the smell lingered. Even the road crew made faces and afterwards were asking "who did that"?
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05-18-2008, 03:08 PM
| | Agent Jones, at your service. GCB Senior Citizen | | Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, TX
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Rep Power: 37 | | | yesterday at sludge fest
i got all fucked up with some old friends
and then went crazy (in a "good" way) on stage. |
05-19-2008, 07:57 AM
|  | Productive GCB Member | | Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Ocean Springs
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Rep Power: 48 | | Quote:
Originally Posted by The Wayniac  the smell lingered. | That is the result of the farticles in the air.
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