| I've come to realize...
1. I've come to realize that my butt:
Is too big and I really don't need 20 something belts
2. I've come to realize that I talk:
Way to much when I'm drinking
3. I've come to realize that I love:
Friends, family, and big booty girls.
4. I've come to realize that I have:
a drinking problem
5. I've come to realize that I lost:
my self respect many night on cheap booze and even cheaper women
6. I've come to realize that I hate it when:
I have to drive under the influence
8. I've come to realize that Marriage:
definitely is not be for me.
9. I've come to realize that I love:
Auburn University and women even though they continue to break my heart.
10.I've come to realize that I'll always be
The MOTHA FUCKIN MAN!!!!!!
11. I've come to realize that I will:
Always be the whitest white boy ever. What can I say, I'm a redneck
12. I've come to realize that the last time I cried was:
Couldn't tell you.
13. I've come to realize that my cell phone:
Is out of control and watching me sleep
14. I've come to realize that when I wake up in the morning:
That morning wood keeps me from rolling off the bed
15. I've come to realize that before I go to sleep at night,
I have to pee and so does the dog
16. I've come to realize that right now I am thinking about:
Why in the hell am I doing this.
17. I've come to realize that babies are:
Not cute at all when first born. It takes about a month or two!
18. I've come to realize that when I get on Myspace:
I should be doing something more important and useful with my life but hey, its fun
19. I've come to realize that today I will:
have no remorse for any turkey, fried, baked or how ever.
20. I've come to realize that tonight I will:
probably sleep my ass off in order to avoid Police blockades
21. I've come to realize that tomorrow I will:
hit the gym at 8 oclock, then the liquor store on the way to the lake. For a little drunken huntin! Gunpowder and whiskey. thats what this country way founded on.
22. I've come to realize that I really should have:
a girl friend
Last edited by Cherry-Bomb Productions; 11-23-2007 at 12:37 AM.
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