| If Gulf Coast Bands were real life...
If Gulf Coast Bands were real life...
You'd have a friend named Marc creepily following you around giving you what he thinks is news constantly.
At nights when you are asleep you would get people running in your room that you don't know saying. "It's 4 a.m., I can't sleep, someone talk to me."
Bands go to your house and ask you to give them a listen because they see that you like a band they sound nothing like.
Anytime you walk into someones house they have the same thread or conversation starter all the time, non-stop for three months straight.
You would look your most casual at all times; you're hiding behind a computer NOONE can see you.
Some people would be holding their right arm out straight in front of them at all times.
There would be a lot of youthful looking 99 year olds.
Bands with no pictures would talk about other bands all the time good; or bad.
Most people would think they were so bad ass they could say anything; without getting their ass kicked.
Your driver's license would have hearts around your name or quote from an emo song.
Threads would be required reading and any random thought in your head would be shared with everyone.
People would inexplicably be stuck in their homes for hours unable communicate with the out side world because some jerk put up a large white wall in front of every door and window with a note attached saying Sorry but an unexpected error has occurred.
Marc and ♥even ME would know everyone in the entire Gulf Coast Regina l area.
19 year old boys wouldn't own shirts and 19 year old girls would not own pants.
If you're a fat girl, people would only see you from the shoulders up.
People would be able to photoshop out pimples on their face.
Girls would always be posing, cheeks sucked in and lips puckered two feet off their face.
Your attraction to someone would be based on their favorite clothing label, their favorite band, and an opinion.
The phrases "Yo," "your hawt," or "hit me back some time" would attract the opposite sex.
It would be perfectly acceptable to blurt out any random filthy perverse sexual thought at any random woman/man you thought was "hawt" as a first greeting.
Everyone would make $100,000 a year or higher.
There would be alot of underage strippers in the world
Everywhere you would walk, an image of Angelina Jolie would be behind you.
Forbidden would actually be hot.
It wouldn't be odd to have Paul McCoy in your circle of friends.
Hello Kitty would be a real person.
Conversations would sound like this "How are you?" Sent. "Good, how are you?" Replied.
During a long conversation you'd have to say "Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: all right, well call me later." Sent
When it was time for bed you would say you're "Undergoing Maintenance."
You would have to paint your walls using Smilies like this thread is worthless codes in your apartment.
Stewie from Family Guy would be your best friend.
When someone said something funny, you'd actually roll around on the floor and laugh your butt off.
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