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07-29-2008, 06:51 AM
|  | MODERATOR BY DAY / NINJA BY NIGHT GCB Senior Citizen | | Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: A Padded Cell
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Rep Power: 50 | | | Insomniac flips out & kills everyone in his neighborhood in Satsuma,Al
That's what you guys are gonna be reading about me,if I don't get some sleep soon!!! It's day number 4 of my non-chemically induced insomnia,with no end in sight.Someone,please bring me an Ambien or a hammer,or sex;YES SEX!!! I always fall asleep right after sex.(Not really,ladies.I just love to cuddle and giggle and talk and tell you how much you mean to me after sex,as much as the rest of these guys do)I'm already translating demonic verses from the designs in my wallpaper borders.What's next?talking to the shadow people?I really don't like to take sleep meds,I'm kinda phobic about them.Any ideas out there?Oh well,I guess I'll go and sharpen all the knives and clean all the guns in the house.How did you guys sleep last night?Sweet Dreams!!!
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07-29-2008, 01:41 PM
|  | Moderator Productive GCB Member | | Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Mobile, AL.
Posts: 1,032
Rep Power: 48 | | | last time i checked, Satsuma didnt have much in the prositution field. We need to take up a collection and hire a real "call girl". Hurry ! |
07-30-2008, 07:27 AM
|  | Band Member Band Whore | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Age: 99
Posts: 541
Rep Power: 32 | | | Anybody call da Bomber to see if he's asleep yet? Awake 4+ days and no crack? Man that's gotta be rough. My parents live 2-3 blocks from him so maybe I should send one of the leftover hookers from Marc's canceled Thunders gig. |
07-30-2008, 07:51 AM
|  | Productive GCB Member | | Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Ocean Springs
Posts: 1,176
Rep Power: 48 | | | Wow, I actually like to fall asleep after sex myself. The heck with cuddling.
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07-30-2008, 08:49 AM
|  | Band Member GCB Senior Citizen | | Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: wemo
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Originally Posted by The Wayniac  last time i checked, Satsuma didnt have much in the prositution field. We need to take up a collection and hire a real "call girl". Hurry ! |
there are plenty of ho's there.
well there used to be when winters was kickin'
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07-30-2008, 11:25 AM
| | MODERATOR BY DAY / NINJA BY NIGHT GCB Senior Citizen | | Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: A Padded Cell
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Rep Power: 50 | | | I actually got about 6 hours sleep in last night,feeling much more lucid today... |
07-30-2008, 01:15 PM
| | Band Member Band Whore | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Age: 99
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Rep Power: 32 | | | Then I'm keeping the hooker. |
08-05-2008, 12:48 PM
| | Productive GCB Member | | Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Ocean Springs
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Originally Posted by buzzincuzzin Then I'm keeping the hooker. | That'll get really expensive, you may want to think about keeping her on with a retainer fee.
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08-05-2008, 12:51 PM
|  | Band Member Band Whore | | Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Here Nor There
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08-05-2008, 12:55 PM
| | Productive GCB Member | | Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Ocean Springs
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Rep Power: 48 | | | Material? Such as props or what?
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