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12-09-2006, 12:41 AM
|  | Band Member Band Whore | | Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Here Nor There
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Hello. Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline
If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.
If you are anxious, just start pressing numbers at random.
If you are phobic, don't press anything.
If you are anal retentive, please hold.
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12-09-2006, 12:54 AM
| | Band Member Band Whore | | Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Here Nor There
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Rep Power: 50 | | | Why did the seagull fly over the sea?
Because if it had been flying over the bay, it would be a bagel.
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12-09-2006, 12:54 AM
| | Band Member Band Whore | | Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Here Nor There
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Rep Power: 50 | | | Did you hear about the dyslexic guy who walked into a bra?
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12-09-2006, 08:54 AM
|  | MODERATOR BY DAY / NINJA BY NIGHT GCB Senior Citizen | | Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: A Padded Cell
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Rep Power: 51 | | | What do a little puppy and a near-sighted gynecologist have in common?
They both have wet noses... |
12-11-2006, 09:47 AM
| | MODERATOR BY DAY / NINJA BY NIGHT GCB Senior Citizen | | Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: A Padded Cell
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Rep Power: 51 | | | A Blonde,a brunette,and a red head get into an elevator together;the red head notices a stain on the wall.That looks like a cum stain,she says.The brunette bends over,sniffs it and says"Smells like a cum stain".The blonde stoops over and licks the stain;and says"It's nobody in this building". |
12-11-2006, 12:06 PM
|  | Band Member GCB Senior Citizen | | Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Escatawpa, MS Age: 29
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12-11-2006, 01:09 PM
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12-11-2006, 01:15 PM
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12-11-2006, 05:21 PM
| | MODERATOR BY DAY / NINJA BY NIGHT GCB Senior Citizen | | Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: A Padded Cell
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Rep Power: 51 | | | A little bit slow:
Q. Why did the blonde girl climb a glass wall?
A. To see what was on the other side
Q. Why did the blonde girl have bruises around her bellybutton?
A. Her blonde boyfriend got confused during sex |
12-11-2006, 05:24 PM
| | MODERATOR BY DAY / NINJA BY NIGHT GCB Senior Citizen | | Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: A Padded Cell
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Rep Power: 51 | | | THERE WAS THIS GUY WITH NO LEGS OR ARMS. GOING ALONG THE BEACH. HE STOPS THIS GIRL AND TELLS HER IVE NEVER BEEN HUGGED BEFORE.....SO SHE HUGS HIM. THEN HE SAYS IVE NEVER BEEN KISSED BEFORE SO SHE KISSES HIM. THEN HE SAYS IVE NEVER BEEN FUCKED BEFORE.....SO SHE THROWS HIM IN THE WATER AND SAYS....."NOW YOUR FUCKED | | |
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