Men and Computers

Cherry-Bomb Productions · 07-31-2007, 04:35 PM

A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the
appropriate point in the process, the computer advised him that he would
now need to enter a password. Something he will use to log on.

The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention. So, when the computer
asked him to enter his password, he made it plainly obvious what he was
entering by stating each letter out loud as he typed......

P....
E....
N....
I....
S...

His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied:

*** PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH ***

Penelope · 07-31-2007, 04:48 PM

That's an old one but still cute. Have you seen the one, it's actually old too, but a husband wants to have sex with his wife and she tells him "no" because she has to go to the gynecologist the next day and she wants to be "fresh" and then he asks her, "do you have a dentist appointment too?"

ambergirl · 07-31-2007, 05:28 PM

That is funny.

Razz · 07-31-2007, 06:16 PM

I've heard both of those. And they are still funny!

08-01-2007, 09:33 AM

if you get loose in the hips you better get tight with the lips

07-31-2007, 04:35 PM	#1 (permalink)
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07-31-2007, 04:48 PM	#2 (permalink)
Penelope Band Whore Join Date: Jun 2005 Age: 3 Posts: 962 Rep Power: 44	That's an old one but still cute. Have you seen the one, it's actually old too, but a husband wants to have sex with his wife and she tells him "no" because she has to go to the gynecologist the next day and she wants to be "fresh" and then he asks her, "do you have a dentist appointment too?" __________________ The woods are lovely, dark, and deep, but I have promises to keep and miles to go before I sleep...

07-31-2007, 05:28 PM	#3 (permalink)
ambergirl Band Member GCB Senior Citizen Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Escatawpa, MS Age: 29 Posts: 2,511 Rep Power: 48	That is funny. __________________ You've Got Questions. We've Got Ambergirl. www.myspace.com/pajamasakapj

07-31-2007, 06:16 PM	#4 (permalink)
Razz Productive GCB Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Age: 29 Posts: 1,172 Rep Power: 47	I've heard both of those. And they are still funny!

08-01-2007, 09:33 AM	#5 (permalink)
too far gone Guest Posts: n/a	if you get loose in the hips you better get tight with the lips