| Haha! I meant I haven't been in the age window that constitutes 'pooting.' Once you past the seven year mark, you fart.
He has no room to talk anyway. His farts smell like something dead, or like cat shit. For real.
__________________ "Civil War dudes! You guys are brothers, for God's sakes. You gotta stop fighting. North wins. Slavery's bad. Sorry. Don't want to burst your bubble. But, South, you guys get Allman Brothers and... NASCAR. So just chill!" |