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08-20-2007, 04:58 PM
|  | Band Whore | | Join Date: Jul 2007 Age: 27
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Rep Power: 16 | | | My stomach is in knots Around 1230 today, a masked murder was announced on the loose. Where? Here in Irvington none the less. He was out in Bee Bee's neck of the woods, now he is headed towards some high school in Grand Bay. However, The sheriffs I just spoke with on the phone said he is going to be headed towards Padget Switch, the road I live off of because it is going to be dark in a few hours.
The guy is wanted for slitting his grand parents throats. All he is wearing is black shorts and sneakers. Plus he is armed. Great, looks like Bert is working night shift. AND WONT STAY HOME! FUCKER!!
I'm sorry, but right now is the time when I need him home. The sheriff told me to call her back and gave me her extension and her sheriffs number. She told me wait about two and a half hours and try her again to see if they have got him in custody. Which they most likely will not, in that case, Bert WILL have to come HOME from work, and stay here with me tonight, or else I will be a damn nervous wreck, worse than a chicken with my head cut off.
Too bad I bit my nails yesterday on the way to meet Berts family, I don't have any more to chew. I've got a full belly, so I don't have the need to chain smoke tonight. My dad has a meeting at 6 and won't get out of that meeting for around about three hours. WHICH SUCKS. I will have to still be alone for three hours in the dark until he can get out of here.
I just watched the sun light change from behind the trees, it's already going down a little bit. I'm so totally freaked out, lika woa. This is the type of shit your mom made you watch on Lifetime. Well, not made but watched it with her because your insides were too scared to watch it alone. And well, go fucking figure, I'm alone!!!!
SOME ONE TALK TO ME CALL ME KEEP ME PATIENT, CALM ME DOWN!!!!
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08-20-2007, 08:16 PM
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08-20-2007, 08:26 PM
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08-20-2007, 09:50 PM
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Rep Power: 16 | | | yall are dorks.
well they did catch the guy. thank gawd.
he slight the throats of his grand parents, that's a little more than cracking joke time.
at least it is to me.
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08-21-2007, 12:49 AM
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Rep Power: 47 | | | All times are times for cracking jokes. Else what does it mean to live?
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08-21-2007, 02:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Away with my thoughts Great, looks like Bert is working night shift. AND WONT STAY HOME! FUCKER!! | Sorry We were very busy with a product changeover, and I couldn't find anyone to come in to cover for me.
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08-21-2007, 05:14 AM
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Originally Posted by too far gone Sorry We were very busy with a product changeover, and I couldn't find anyone to come in to cover for me.
I hate having to explain myself over a public forum. | Then don't... you've already told me why personally why you couldn't come home, I wrote that before I knew. You don't have to explain yourself to them.
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08-21-2007, 06:29 AM
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Rep Power: 47 | | | Is he a vampire too? Not all murders happen at night. Get a gun and learn how to shoot. You don't need a babysitter, I mean a man for that. A shotgun is good, you don't need a great aim, and if you don't hit them directly it'll scare the sh*t out of them and let them know you mean business. Picking a spread out of a wall is better than a tag on your toe.
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08-21-2007, 10:38 AM
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Originally Posted by too far gone I hate having to explain myself over a public forum. | I can imagine why.
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08-21-2007, 11:09 AM
|  | Fawkin' Newbie | | Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Ocean Springs, MS Age: 21
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Originally Posted by Penelope Is he a vampire too? Not all murders happen at night. Get a gun and learn how to shoot. You don't need a babysitter, I mean a man for that. A shotgun is good, you don't need a great aim, and if you don't hit them directly it'll scare the sh*t out of them and let them know you mean business. Picking a spread out of a wall is better than a tag on your toe. | lol. awesome. he'll be even more terrified if it's a sawed-off shotgun, and you come running out in a "maw-maw" nightgown and fuzzy slippers.
on a serious note, though, this is pretty scary, especially since it's so close to home.
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