My stomach is in knots - Page 2

Penelope · #11 (**permalink**) 08-21-2007, 12:14 PM

I've only shot a sawed off once. Once was enough. I was only 9 or 10 but I thought I broke my wrist.
I scared some Mormons or whatever the little dudes that ride bikes are. They came to the front door and I came out of the side with my 20 gauge. When I'm home alone, I take no chances. I'll bet that's the hardest they've ever prayed.

jessadep · #12 (**permalink**) 08-21-2007, 12:23 PM

lmao. that's hilarious. what a great story to tell grandkids.

Cherry-Bomb Productions · #13 (**permalink**) 08-21-2007, 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Penelope

I've only shot a sawed off once. Once was enough. I was only 9 or 10 but I thought I broke my wrist.
I scared some Mormons or whatever the little dudes that ride bikes are. They came to the front door and I came out of the side with my 20 gauge. When I'm home alone, I take no chances. I'll bet that's the hardest they've ever prayed.

Jehovah's Witnesses?

Away with my thoughts · #14 (**permalink**) 08-21-2007, 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Penelope

Is he a vampire too? Not all murders happen at night. Get a gun and learn how to shoot. You don't need a babysitter, I mean a man for that. A shotgun is good, you don't need a great aim, and if you don't hit them directly it'll scare the sh*t out of them and let them know you mean business. Picking a spread out of a wall is better than a tag on your toe.

I have three dogs, there really is no need for a gun in this house

Away with my thoughts · #15 (**permalink**) 08-21-2007, 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Penelope

Is he a vampire too? Not all murders happen at night. Get a gun and learn how to shoot. You don't need a babysitter, I mean a man for that. A shotgun is good, you don't need a great aim, and if you don't hit them directly it'll scare the sh*t out of them and let them know you mean business. Picking a spread out of a wall is better than a tag on your toe.

I have three dogs, there really is no need for a gun in this house

This murder happened in the day time, and it was a six hour man hunt. The thing about the night I was afraid of is living out at our house three hundred acres, of THICK woods around, and me being here by myself.

Some of you I don't understand how you can turn this into a joking matter. This was serious for our area. Wait until a murder comes to your town and the cops can't find him. See how stressed out you get.

#16 (**permalink**) 08-21-2007, 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by clockworkengine

I can imagine why.

I'm sure one of you could figure it out.
Go play with yourself.

#17 (**permalink**) 08-21-2007, 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Away with my thoughts

I have three dogs, there really is no need for a gun in this house

This murder happened in the day time, and it was a six hour man hunt. The thing about the night I was afraid of is living out at our house three hundred acres, of THICK woods around, and me being here by myself.

Some of you I don't understand how you can turn this into a joking matter. This was serious for our area. Wait until a murder comes to your town and the cops can't find him. See how stressed out you get.

self medication works.