We have two dogs but they're stupid. I feel safer with guns. I had no intentions of making light of your distress. If I weren't able to utilize or find humor in a crisis I probably would have put a barrel in my mouth years ago.

Just an example, while helping pick out a coffin for my brother, my sister and I got the giggles which became uncontrollable and we had to leave the room. The guy was like a freaking car salesman, like "check out this urn!, it's one of our most popular". It cracked me up! I guess that one of those situations...you just had to be there.