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Ninjas
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Pirates
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05-27-2007, 02:58 PM
|  | Screamo for Emo | | Join Date: May 2007 Location: Biloxi Age: 30
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Originally Posted by The Good Reverend, MATCHEW  Oh yea.......because Ninjas can round house kick through a cannan shot up there arse.
Marc, Trey = SUCKERS
Pirates fucking rule. They drink whiskey, take what they want, and another thing.........
can ninjas even swim? i mean do they even have a boat?
I think NOT!  | Ninjas can hide in the smoke of a cannon blast and kill an unsuspecting pirate instantly before he even knows it. Here's a pirate firing away with his guns and cannons into thin air out of fear hoping that he hits something, then all of a sudden he looks down and his torso is sliding off the rest of his body and he's wondering what the hell happened.
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05-27-2007, 03:00 PM
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Rep Power: 22 | | | pirates have booty. and i like booty. heh
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05-28-2007, 01:37 PM
| | | | I just watched a show about Blackbeard (the famous pirate of the Caribbean) on the Discovery channel and i have to say that cat was brutal! No way a landlovvin ninja would ever stand a chance against a rum-filled pirate.Check out "Pirates!" on one of the smart people channels. Its hilarious especially if your a drunkard. GO BLACKBEARD!! |
05-28-2007, 04:06 PM
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05-28-2007, 04:27 PM
| | Screamo for Emo | | Join Date: May 2007 Location: Biloxi Age: 30
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Rep Power: 19 | | | Ninjas can catch bullets with their teeth.
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05-28-2007, 06:02 PM
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05-28-2007, 07:04 PM
|  | Band Member Band Whore | | Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Henry, CO Age: 26
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Rep Power: 50 | | | Ninjas. Come on, is that even a question?
Ninjas begin learning the code from the day they're born. Pirates fall into piracy because they've fallen out with the law. Ninjas are taught combat from childhood by masters of killing and weaponry. Pirates are lucky to learn the trade by watching the captain handle business while swabbing the deck. Ninjas know the inside and the outside of the shadows, and know how to use the same for all manner of unseen killing and life disposal. Pirates know only the ocean, where the odds of finding a ninja are slim.
Furthermore, in a technical sense, most of us are pirates since we download music, movies, and games illegally (admission not required). Now how many of you can say you'd kick a ninja's ass?
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05-28-2007, 07:05 PM
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Originally Posted by R0XY SO CAN I LOL | Hey, on that note, let's get together sometime!
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05-28-2007, 07:50 PM
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LOOKS AS THOUGH THE NINJAS HAVE IT
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05-28-2007, 08:04 PM
| | MODERATOR BY DAY / NINJA BY NIGHT GCB Senior Citizen | | Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: A Padded Cell
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Rep Power: 50 | | | PIRATES
Ruthless and brutal
Wear eye patches
Fight with swords
Represented by a skull and bones
Obnoxious and stink horribly
Have large shadows from being fat
Launch cannonballs
ride in big wooden boats
Put daggers in their teeth
Say "Arrrrrrrrrrgghh"
Limp with pegged legs
Taught by other pirates
have names like Schmee
Can be smelled before seen
Use rowboats
Drink all day long
Flip out and kill everything
Rely on other crew members
Make traitors walk a wooden plank
Don't bother hiding, ever
Kill people with black powder guns
WHEREAS NINJAS
Wear headbands
Fight skillfully with any object
Can remove a spleen in one swift motion
Live in your house secretly for days
Can remove their shadow if needed
Hurl shurikens
Go anywhere they want instantly
Catch bullets in their teeth
Kill themselves if they make a noise
Can run 100 miles on their hands
Train 20 hours/day starting from age 2
Have cool words like Sepulku
Are masters of disguise
Can hover for hours
Flip out and kill everything
Are completely self-sufficient.
Split planks vertically with their nose
Can hide in incense smoke
Kill people.
I WOULD HAVE TO SAY THE NINJA TAKES THIS ONE,ANY ARGUMENTS? | | |
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