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Ninjas
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Pirates
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06-02-2007, 02:52 PM
|  | Screamo for Emo | | Join Date: May 2007 Location: Biloxi Age: 30
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Rep Power: 20 | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Marc  i am a ninja | Are you a Soviet ninja?
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Ninjas kill pirates.
The end. |
06-02-2007, 03:38 PM
|  | MODERATOR BY DAY / NINJA BY NIGHT GCB Senior Citizen | | Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: A Padded Cell
Posts: 2,935
Rep Power: 51 | | | RUN FOR THE HILLS,YOU COWARDLY BUTT PIRATES!!! WE NINJAS ARE MASSING AN ASSLOAD OF DEATH AND DESTRUCTION FOR YOU;AND;WE'RE TAKIN' YOUR BOOTY!!! |
06-02-2007, 03:52 PM
|  | Band Member GCB Senior Citizen | | Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Escatawpa, MS Age: 29
Posts: 2,642
Rep Power: 52 | | | The force is with us. |
06-02-2007, 05:29 PM
| | MODERATOR BY DAY / NINJA BY NIGHT GCB Senior Citizen | | Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: A Padded Cell
Posts: 2,935
Rep Power: 51 | | | OH YEAH,HE'S JUST AS SCARY AS THESE TWO BUTT PIRATES...
Last edited by Cherry-Bomb Productions; 09-24-2007 at 07:30 PM.
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06-02-2007, 06:46 PM
|  | Administrator GCB Senior Citizen | | Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The hearts of women everywhere. Age: 29
Posts: 5,192
Rep Power: 57 | | | yes, my days started when it was the USSR |
06-02-2007, 07:42 PM
| | MODERATOR BY DAY / NINJA BY NIGHT GCB Senior Citizen | | Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: A Padded Cell
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06-02-2007, 10:19 PM
| | Band Member GCB Senior Citizen | | Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Escatawpa, MS Age: 29
Posts: 2,642
Rep Power: 52 | | | haha that was funny......but they are still hot. |
06-03-2007, 12:46 AM
| | MODERATOR BY DAY / NINJA BY NIGHT GCB Senior Citizen | | Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: A Padded Cell
Posts: 2,935
Rep Power: 51 | | | NINJA CODE OF HONOR
* Never betray your clan.
* Accomplish the mission; failure is not an option.
* Always put the clan and the mission before yourself.
* If you are captured, escape.
* If you cannot escape, commit seppuku.
* If you can't commit seppuku, resist.
* If you can't rescue a comrade, take his life. It's better for them to die than to fall into the hands of the enemy.
* Serve your chunin (cell leader) and jonin (clan leader) with total, unquestioning obedience.
* Live in shadow; never reveal your true self.
* If it is not necessary to the mission to kill, don't kill.
* If it is necessary to the mission to kill, don't hesitate.
* Honor the Buddhas.
* Never srike a member of the same ryu.
* To leave the ryo is to die; No nukenin (rogue ninja) may be allowed to live.
* Your master's enemies are your enemies.
* Accept missions only from your chunin.
* Never arrange a contract yourself.
* Never question or refuse a mission.
* Strive for peace, harmony and enlightenment in all things.
* Always keep supplies hidden, away from home, in case you must flee.
* Always aid a genin (fellow ninja) from your own ryu.
* Never use the terms "ninja", "shinobi", or "assassin" when speaking in public. Use code words and metaphors when speaking in public so as not to jeopardize yourself, the mission or the clan.
* Always observe others and know your surroundings.
* You are always being observered. Always.
WHERE IS YOUR CODE OF HONOR,BUTT-PIRATES? |
06-03-2007, 01:13 AM
| | Band Member GCB Senior Citizen | | Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Escatawpa, MS Age: 29
Posts: 2,642
Rep Power: 52 | | | Pirate code of honor
ARTICLE 1: Every man shall obey civil command; the captain shall have one full share and a half in all prizes. the Master, Carpenter, Boatswain, and Gunner shall have one share and quarter.
ARTICLE 2: If any man shall offer to run away, or keep any secret from the Company, he shall be marroon'd with one bottle of powder, one bottle of Water, one small Arm, and shot.
ARTICLE 3: If any Man shall steal any Thing in the Company, or game, to the value of a piece of Eight, he shall be Marroon'd or shot.
ARTICLE 4: If at any Time we should meet at another Marrooner (that is, Pyrate) that man shall sign his Articles without Consent of our Company, shall suffer such Punishment as the Captain and Company shall think fit.
ARTICLE 5: That a man that shall strike another, whilst these Articles are in force, shall receive Moses's Law (that is 40 Stripes lacking one) on the bare Back.
ARTICLE 6: That Man that shall snap his Arms, or smoak Tobacco in the Hold, without cap to his Pipe, or carry a candle lighted without lanthorn, shall suffer the same Punishment as in the former Article.
ARTICLE 7: That Man that shall not keep his Arms clean, fit for an Engagement, or neglect his Business, shall be cut off from his Share, and suffer such other Punishment as the Captain and Company shall think fit.
ARTICLE 8: If any man shall lose a joint in time of Engagement, shall have 400 Pieces of Eight: if a limb, 800.
ARTICLE 9: If at any time you meet with a prudent Woman, that Man that offers to meddle with her, without her Consent, shall suffer Death. |
06-03-2007, 01:24 AM
| | MODERATOR BY DAY / NINJA BY NIGHT GCB Senior Citizen | | Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: A Padded Cell
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Rep Power: 51 | | | A-HA;I SEE YOU FOUND CAPTAIN JOHN PHILLIP'S ARTICLES,WRITTEN FOR HIS MEN ON HIS SHIP"THE REVENGE" IN 1724.THOSE,UNFORTUNATELY WERE MORE OF A GUIDELINE THAN A CODE OF HONOR.NICE TRY,PJ... | | |
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