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Ninjas
|     | 13 | 54.17% | |
Pirates
|    | 11 | 45.83% |
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06-04-2007, 04:09 PM
|  | MODERATOR BY DAY / NINJA BY NIGHT GCB Senior Citizen | | Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: A Padded Cell
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Rep Power: 51 | | | NINJA ETIQUETTE
* Ninja never bring a gun to a sword fight. Ninja don't use guns. Ever.
* The only way to end a ninja clan is to break the head ninja's sword.
* Ninja never show their real face. If the need to show a face arises, it should be a very shiny mask. This is the only possible substitute.
* When attacking a single ninja with a clan of ninja (more than 4, less than that is only a posse), it is proper ninja etiquette to fight with only one ninja at a time. This makes for a much nicer fight to the death.
NOTE: if you are planning to fight the mack daddy ninja, be sure to bring lots of lesser ninja to warm him up for your grand entrance.
* When fighting with bow and arrows, a proper ninja will always destroy his bow if one of his arrows is caught in mid-air, and then broken over one knee of another ninja.
* Ninja stars and sake are a perfectly good currency for ninja payments.
* Ninja always use 4 pointed ninja stars. The fancy stars with more than four points are for the lesser ninja.
* Ninja can only use their special disappearing powers in combination with a smoke bomb. This is not negotiable.
* When training with other ninja, it is proper to group off into different colors. Stay with your color at all times! Failure to keep with your color results in a circle kicking, where you are in the center of the circle.
* Ninja always wear tabi boots. Even when they sleep.
* When confronting other ninja, always try to wear a different color than that of the ninja you are attacking. It is proper ninja-etiquette to give "home" color to the defending ninja.
* Ninja don't sleep. I know I said they do above, but I lied.
* It's expected that ninja will lie from time to time.
* When encountering large falls and leaps it is appropriate to always give the right-of-way to the first ninja to jump.
* With that said it is equally appropriate to give the needed time and space for the following ninja to jump and catch up.
Ninja never wear headbands with the word 'ninja' printed on them. This would be a dead give away when trying to blend in. NOTE: Sometimes as a joke the elder ninja make the geek of the clan wear such a headband. Sort of like a "dunce" cap. |
06-04-2007, 07:51 PM
| | MODERATOR BY DAY / NINJA BY NIGHT GCB Senior Citizen | | Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: A Padded Cell
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Rep Power: 51 | | | NINJAS ALSO WOULD NEVER SIGN IN UNDER 3 DIFFERENT SCREEN NAMES AND VOTE UNDER EACH ONE,LIKE YOU PIRATES DID!!! I SHOULD DOCK YOU GUYS 2 VOTES,AND I MAY STILL,DEPENDING ON WHAT MASTER NINJA MARC SAYS... |
03-28-2008, 12:22 AM
|  | Screamo for Emo | | Join Date: May 2007 Location: Biloxi Age: 30
Posts: 201
Rep Power: 20 | | | Ninjas still kick pirate ass.
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Ninjas kill pirates.
The end. |
03-28-2008, 12:34 AM
|  | Band Whore | | Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Queen Creek, Arizona Age: 25
Posts: 870
Rep Power: 17 | | | Ninja's can kick the pirate in his bad eye... and knock his peg leg off... pirates don't havge a chance in hell! |
03-28-2008, 07:56 AM
|  | Productive GCB Member | | Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Ocean Springs
Posts: 1,202
Rep Power: 50 | | | I like pirates because of the movies I suppose. Johnny Depp was the coolest and the only time I ever thought about fucking an elf was when I saw Orlando Bloom in LOTRs. I gotta say though a ninja can kick some pirate ass.
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03-28-2008, 08:00 AM
|  | Agent Jones, at your service. GCB Senior Citizen | | Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, TX
Posts: 2,455
Rep Power: 38 | | your stupid.
ninjas are little sneaky bitches. 
i should know.
i graduated ninja school in 2002 but have remained a pirate due to the fact that i like girls.
ninjas are little-boy-toe-sucking-fags.
so although i have completed the ninja training
i know first hand how gay it is.
that is all. |
03-28-2008, 09:06 AM
| | MODERATOR BY DAY / NINJA BY NIGHT GCB Senior Citizen | | Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: A Padded Cell
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Rep Power: 51 | | | The following song is a favorite of the pirates;look at the lyrics and you decide what is gay...
Blow th' Man Down
Traditional - Lyrics from Capstan Bars, by David Bone
Oh! Blow th' man down, bullies. Blow th' man down.
W-ay! Hey? Blow th' man down!
Oh! Blow th' man down bullies. Blow 'im right down.
Give us th' time an' we'll blow th' man down!
Come all ye young fellers that follows th' sea.
W-ay! Hey? Blow th' man down!
I'll sing ye a song if ye'll listen t' me.
Give us th' time an' we'll blow th' man down!
'Twas in a Black Baller I first served my time.
W-ay! Hey? Blow th' man down!
And in a Black Baller I wasted my prime.
Give us th' time an' we'll blow th' man down!
'Tis when a Black Baller's preparin' for sea.
W-ay! Hey? Blow th' man down!
Th'sights in th' fo' cas'le is funny t' see.
Give us th' time an' we'll blow th' man down!
Wi' sodgers an' tailors an' Dutchmen an' all.
W-ay! Hey? Blow th' man down!
As ships for prime seamen aboard th' Black Ball.
Give us th' time an' we'll blow th' man down!
But when th' Black Baller gets clear o' th' land.
W-ay! Hey? Blow th' man down!
It's then as ye'll hear th' sharp word o' command.
Give us th' time an' we'll blow th' man down!
Oh! It's muster ye sodgers an' tailors an' sich.
W-ay! Hey? Blow th' man down!
An' hear ye're name called by a son of a bitch.
Give us th' time an' we'll blow th' man down!
It's "fore-topsail halyards", th' Mate he will roar.
W-ay! Hey? Blow th' man down!
Oh, lay along smartly, you son of a whore.
Give us th' time an' we'll blow th' man down!
Oh, lay along smartly each lousy recruit.
W-ay! Hey? Blow th' man down!
Or it's lifted ye'll be wi' th' toe of a boot.
Give us th' time an' we'll blow th' man down! |
03-28-2008, 10:17 AM
| | Agent Jones, at your service. GCB Senior Citizen | | Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, TX
Posts: 2,455
Rep Power: 38 | | Let's not make a big deal about this......
Nija's, although fast, are gay.
Pirates, although dirty, are not.
Le's not look too deep into the verbage of a song that was written like a million years ago...
I mean, take the Flinston's for example; "we'll have a gay old time".
DO you mean to tell me that Fred and Barney were knockin nuts?
no
I don't think so.
Black pijamas.
NEVER seen with a woman.
Ninja=Gay.
Pirates on the other hand
rape
pillage
and plunder the booooty.
Pirates=killer meat-slinging rock-stars
They may lack in ethics, but they are not gay.
Until you attend the Ninja academy, I suggest you not not comment on subjects that you do not understand.
Besides Allen, you are more of a pirate than i am.
you are just in denial.  |
03-28-2008, 10:46 AM
| | Productive GCB Member | | Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Ocean Springs
Posts: 1,202
Rep Power: 50 | | Oh good God! There you go dragging the Flintones into this. Are you and Allen going to do a dissertation on them too? I wonder if they were really going bowling or balling all the time. 
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03-28-2008, 10:54 AM
| | Band Whore | | Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Queen Creek, Arizona Age: 25
Posts: 870
Rep Power: 17 | | Quote:
Originally Posted by The Good Reverend, MATCHEW  Let's not make a big deal about this......
Nija's, although fast, are gay.
Pirates, although dirty, are not.
Le's not look too deep into the verbage of a song that was written like a million years ago...
I mean, take the Flinston's for example; "we'll have a gay old time".
DO you mean to tell me that Fred and Barney were knockin nuts?
no
I don't think so.
Black pijamas.
NEVER seen with a woman.
Ninja=Gay.
Pirates on the other hand
rape
pillage
and plunder the booooty.
Pirates=killer meat-slinging rock-stars
They may lack in ethics, but they are not gay.
Until you attend the Ninja academy, I suggest you not not comment on subjects that you do not understand.
Besides Allen, you are more of a pirate than i am.
you are just in denial. |  I laughed so hard I woke Mark up! | | |
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