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06-24-2007, 12:43 AM
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LOL that was a good one.
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06-24-2007, 09:42 AM
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Rep Power: 51 | | | A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but she listens in horror as one of the men says the following;
"Emma come first. Den I come.
Two asses, dey come together. I come again.
Two asses, dey come together again. I come again and pee twice.
Then I come once-a more."
"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Imma just tellun my friend howa ta spella Mississippi." |
06-24-2007, 11:53 AM
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Three guys - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and an American Engineer are walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
'I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes total,' says the Genie.
The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada .'
Pooooof!
With a blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming.
Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he said, 'I want an impenetrable wall around Afghanistan , Iraq , Iran , and Syria with all believers of Mohammad inside and all Jews, Americans, and other infidel forever outside our precious state.'
Pooooof!
Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.
The American engineer asks, 'I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall'.
The Genie explains, 'Well, it's 5000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds these countries... it's virtually impenetrable. Now what is your wish?'
The American engineer smiles and says, 'Fill it with water.'
Pooooof!
WORLD PEACE !
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06-24-2007, 05:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Cherry-Bomb Productions  A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but she listens in horror as one of the men says the following;
"Emma come first. Den I come.
Two asses, dey come together. I come again.
Two asses, dey come together again. I come again and pee twice.
Then I come once-a more."
"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Imma just tellun my friend howa ta spella Mississippi." | I heard that one once before. But I still think it's funny. lol.
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06-24-2007, 05:48 PM
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Originally Posted by The Wayniac Three Guys and the Genie
Three guys - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and an American Engineer are walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
'I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes total,' says the Genie.
The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada .'
Pooooof!
With a blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming.
Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he said, 'I want an impenetrable wall around Afghanistan , Iraq , Iran , and Syria with all believers of Mohammad inside and all Jews, Americans, and other infidel forever outside our precious state.'
Pooooof!
Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.
The American engineer asks, 'I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall'.
The Genie explains, 'Well, it's 5000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds these countries... it's virtually impenetrable. Now what is your wish?'
The American engineer smiles and says, 'Fill it with water.'
Pooooof!
WORLD PEACE ! | HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! I LOVE THIS ONE!!!!!!
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06-27-2007, 12:08 PM
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Crabs on your organ. |
06-27-2007, 12:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Razz What's worse than having termites in your piano?
Crabs on your organ. | lol!!
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