WoW - War of Warcraft
I think I need to start playing this game. Here is my story...its about a man named Thomas........its true
Thomas is a guy that I sorta work with. He works in the room next door. He is 23 years old and until just recently, he was a virgin.
This kid is just what you would expect in a computer geek/gamer. He never leaves his room, hell the kid has never had a driver's license or a car.
Now to the story......to bad its not about bubbling crude......
Thomas is addicted to WoW. He plays it every single day and has been for a few years now. He was an officer in an online guild (basically a computer gang in Wow). The Guild Master had a party to basically meet his officers that he had been talking to online for the past few years. Thomas and another guy I work with, drove out to Oklahoma for this meet and greet party.
While there, he meets the Guild Master and the GM's wife who also plays WoW. The GM's wife is a real life stripper. While the GM is out at work the next night, stripper and Thomas go to the strip club. He has never been to a bar in his life....she proceeds to give him dances and what not. They then hook up later that night. So Thomas had a stripper for his first time in the sack.
A few months go by and the stipper leaves her husband to be with Thomas. She has moved down here and is living somewhere near the base. To make it even more exciting, Thomas ended up taking over the Guild in WoW. So not only did he steal the stripper away, he also took the husband's pride and joy of a few years away from him as well.
This is a classic Jerry Springer show in the making.
